Lachlan

Blue eyes, blonde hair, Tall, looks like he is from Queensland.
Works at maccas, and is the funniest guy you'll ever meet.

Person 1: Hey Lachlan what do you want me to call you
Lachlan: Lachy

by xShabz February 25, 2020

Lachlan

Has Massive knob proper fit absolute don

Dude 1-you know Lachlan

Dude 2- yeah has a massive knob

by Knob 123 May 29, 2020

Lachlan

Small penis.
Or a peasant boy who washes ass cracks in his spare time.

1. Damn, look my son, your daddy has a Lachlan.
2. He washed me good, he must be a Lachlan.

by SMURGZ February 22, 2020

Lachlan

big nippled

Lachlan has Lachlan

by James Gilbert September 11, 2003

lachlan

an annoying little brother who tells fucked up stories at the dinner table, generally in front of his parents

lachlan: "This one guy thinks he's so hardcore cause he wanks over porn mags!" (in reference to an 11 year old friend)

OR

lachlan: "he was just masturbating onto everthing, it was soooo funny!"

by random defiler March 13, 2003

Lachlan

A manipulative snake who is skilled with the English language. Lachlan's have the ability to change and manipulate words and situations in order to affect someone else's life for his own benefit.

He's not really friends with her, he just wants to get in her pants, he's being a real Lachlan.

by My name is testie November 30, 2016

lachlan

a stupid gay loser that is married to his only friend Tim

look at that tramp and his pimp

by timothy Hall September 23, 2003