cracked like a koi fish

While being cracked out of your mind yet still performing. Similar to how a koi fish swim in a small pond cracked out of its mind but still performing.

Som’ shit Brad says

Or
Fuck boi you are cracked like a koi fish.

Or
Bro I was watching reel rock and I was cracked like a koi fish.

by SonOfAMish October 08, 2021

Koi no Hime Hime Pettanko

The national anthem of the rhythm game osu!

"Hey x, wanna see me farm the hell out of Koi no Hime Hime Pettanko?"
"Sure"

HIME HIME (HIME), SUKI SUKI DAISUKI, HIME (HIME), KIRA KIRA RIN 🌟, OOKIKU NAARE MAHOU KAKETE MO, HIME WA HIME NANAO HIME NANODA, HIME HIME, RAABU HIME FAITO 🌟

by raeBanuL April 23, 2021

Koi deep sea diver

A person who deep sea dives in koi ponds. The person does this to find koi and collect their belongings.

Michaela is a koi deep sea diver and collects koi fish.

by Koi koi koi June 29, 2019

Let me fall into the koi pond

The failure on a friend's part to step in and prevent a terrible situation from happening. In most instances, the friend not only fails to prevent the situation from happening, but makes an observable effort not to help. This is an allusion to The Office Episode where Jim leans back and allows Michael Scott to fall into a koi pond.

Dude I can't believe you didn't do anything back there. Way to let me fall into the koi pond, "friend"

by TRL0 November 12, 2009

Chuunibyou Demo Koi ga Shitai

Also known as Love, Chunibyo and Other Delusions it is an amazing anime filled with romance, drama, comedy and action. Its the best anime.

Person 1:Hey, have you seen Chuunibyou Demo Koi ga Shitai!
Person 2:Yes, Its the best anime ever!

by Van!shment February 19, 2021

Koye

Koye is a safe, calm guy who any one can talk to. Is mostly funny and smart too. Hardly ever gets into any arguments but if he did he would par off most people. Such a lad.

He's such a koye.
Wish everyone could be a koye.

by Wh0s Askin January 05, 2014

koye

A douchebag that likes to carry around pens/pencils to stab people with. He pretends to be intimidating but due to his short size, he is not. He also likes to act very homosexual around girls to attract them, when really, he is gay.

Koye: Fuck you! *stab with pen*

Boy: Dude, you're so gay.

by tits n ass vag August 06, 2010