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Kosher Nostra 

The close knit association of Jews in the various professions who assist other Jews navigate their various industries, often doing the work for free or extremely reduced cost.
1. There was a two year wait list to get my kid to see a pediatric neurologist so I hit up The Kosher Nostra and we now have an appointment next week.

2. I haven’t file my taxes in five years, I’m getting a visit from the IRS, I need an accountant and an tax lawyer, my Rabbi said that he would contact the Kosher Nostra on my behalf to arrange people to help me.
Kosher Nostra by Br4z3nBull October 11, 2021

kosher hotdog 

a kosher hotdog is a jewish guys penis almost all jewish men are circumsized so you say they have a kosher hotdog and kosher is a jew thing.
"i want to suck your kosher hotdog"
kosher hotdog by skaterj666 July 5, 2009

Kosher Cock 

The male genitalia of a Jew.
Julie: Mhm, Austin's Kosher Cock made me scream for hours last night.
Irma: Oh yeah? I bet it did you slut.
Kosher Cock by meowmix1337 June 11, 2016

kosher dill 

it's a pickle. it can be the type of pickle that was once a cucumber or it could be a guy's pickle
That hoe just grabbed my kosher dill.

Kosher Cock 

A very thick, curved penis resembling a deli pickle. Not necessarily above average in length.
While only six inches long, Jacob needed magnum condoms because his kosher cock was so thick.
Kosher Cock by ChrisInLA September 1, 2009

Kosher Meat 

A "friendly" way to refer to a jewish person who is a member of the opposite sex. Can be used for NJGs or NJBs.
Now that's some jewcy Kosher Meat!
Kosher Meat by EricTheRed November 9, 2004