douche kit

someone who has surpassed being a douche bag; no longer just the bag, but the entire kit.

He's such a douche kit, playing his girl like that.

by fucktreesiclimbbouysmotherfuck January 4, 2010

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kit-lightning

Another slang term used for mephedrone.

safe bruv; got any kit-lighting?

Oh man I was well buzzing last night, that kit-lightning really finished me off.

Im going out to score some kit-lightning.

I took so much kit-lightning I ripped off my scrotum!

by andrewthetripod May 20, 2010

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Kit-Kat Shuffle

Female Masturbation Technique involving the 4 fingers.

HORNY WIFE: Right hubby, I'm off to bed to watch my Magic Mike DVD and to have a quick kit-kat shuffle.
BORED HUSBAND: ok dear... shruggsville

by Lolly Lukas June 14, 2018

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Jun Kit

No one's ever really gone

Jun Kit died on the same day that he died

by Darth Jarbaited August 17, 2020

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Kit-Whore

Defined in the armed forces as a person who spends most his monthly salary on kit, gadgets and extra equipment.

A kit-whore is a dangerous person as he or she believes their Crye G3 combat pants makes them a more efficient soldier.

Kit-Whoring is an addiction most related to heroin. Once you start buying kit you can't stop.

Friend 1: "Look at Martin's new boots, he bought them for 200 dollars on craigslist!"
Friend 2: "I know, he is such a kit-whore"

by NorwegianArmedForces December 6, 2020

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Lift Kit

When Marty comes back as Mary. When you go to the doctor for a lift kit and come back with a name change. When your pick-up has no game you get a lift kit. When you can't get it up; you need a lift kit. When your 34DD has become 34 Double Long; time for a lift kit. You know when take something for free; thats a lift kit.

Bro you got some mad chics since you got that lift kit on that Ford pick-up.
Hey girl how you able to afford that? I got with my five finger discount.( AKA: Lift Kit)

by Flyoff September 20, 2022

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