noun: Another way to describe a giant, steaming pile of shit.
verb: The action of taking a large shit
verb: The action of taking a large shit
noun: I had Thai food last night and took big ole Kirstie Alley this morning.
verb: Fuck that was expired, bout to Kirstie Alley all night long
verb: Fuck that was expired, bout to Kirstie Alley all night long
by FckKirstieAlley July 2, 2021

A Kirsty is someone who pretends to be a blonde, they are usually a lesbian, she is a funny person but sometimes of a hypocrite. A Kirsty is an ugly rat on the inside but a real lion on the outside.
by The imposter of 420 November 21, 2021

Big milf massive tits would shag. Also gives a good workout if you know what I mean. Caelan is mine, C.M is my lover.
by ZacciR January 12, 2023

Name given to spunk dumpsters from Birmingham. Kirsty’s averagely spend three quarters of their life on their knees and are known to be huge Star Trek fans
“Dude did you check out that Pornhub vid I sent you of that girl getting dicked by 6 guys at once? She looked like she was more airtight than a submarines hatch!”
“Yeah man! She was a right Kirsty”
“Yeah man! She was a right Kirsty”
by OuttaWangolian April 6, 2021

Kirsty is an amazing person in general. She has a beautiful smile and beautiful eyes. Her voice is like an angel. Not to mention that stunning personality. Solid 10/10, probably gives the best head.
by urmum469 November 21, 2021

alrihgt what the fuck are these definitions
by skit.png May 1, 2025

A sexy petite girl who recently turned blonde and thinks she needs plastic surgery to fix her nose . Thinks she’s a big man but really not . She is really small and needs too much attention
by Suckmaknobjerry February 13, 2022
