Juan.

Person 1 "Juan."
Person2 "Juan."

by Reddwarf (God dammit why) November 02, 2020

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Juan is the greatest person to exist. He is amazing at soccer. Jamal stands no chance against him. He is the goat at everything he does. Hes better than everyone at everything.

Juan is so cool

Juan is the goat at soccer
Juan is better than Jamal at every sport
Juan is the best person itw

by anonymous10203389 January 16, 2022

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A crazy, amazing, beautiful souled creature. Someone who would do anything for the person he loves. A man who would completely change someone's outlook on life. He would show someone how to live and what is important. He makes people feel so special. The Juan, the only. Most breathtaking man known to maaan. I tell you what. <3

I seen this man named Juan who saved my life.
I miss Juan, where'd he go?

by DropinGimmie50 May 14, 2021

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A superhero who's main power is shooting cocaine out of his mangina that is made out of gold...

Juan is a gay boy

by NiggerKuntaKente February 15, 2016

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1. Comparable to butter on toast; defined by discrete (yet immense) warmth.

2. Someone with the brightest of smiles and who always does their best. Curious, funny, stubborn and caring, but mostly very, very silly.

3. One who’s back is constantly sore. So muscles, much manly.

4. Dirty weeb.

“oucH oWie im JUAn aNd me muscLEs hurt fRom workING Out HeLp”

by funambulesca October 10, 2019

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