juan

the ultimate rebuke of "who's Joe cousin of Juan, Juan way ticket to mexico

Juan pronounced who-on, best used on your Latino pals

by Le Big Kahuna December 25, 2019

juan

Juan is the greatest person to exist. He is amazing at soccer. Jamal stands no chance against him. He is the goat at everything he does. Hes better than everyone at everything.

Juan is so cool

Juan is the goat at soccer
Juan is better than Jamal at every sport
Juan is the best person itw

by anonymous10203389 January 16, 2022

Juan.

Juan.

Person 1 "Juan."
Person2 "Juan."

by Reddwarf (God dammit why) November 2, 2020

Juan

Is really gay and has smol pener

Juan: "I'm really gay and like sucking dick"

by Facts about you 👊 January 18, 2020

Juan

A superhero who's main power is shooting cocaine out of his mangina that is made out of gold...

Juan is a gay boy

by NiggerKuntaKente September 15, 2016

Juan

Juan is a Bitch

Juan is a bitch, sitting in the parking lot

by People = shit November 23, 2021

Juan

1. Comparable to butter on toast; defined by discrete (yet immense) warmth.

2. Someone with the brightest of smiles and who always does their best. Curious, funny, stubborn and caring, but mostly very, very silly.

3. One who’s back is constantly sore. So muscles, much manly.

4. Dirty weeb.

“oucH oWie im JUAn aNd me muscLEs hurt fRom workING Out HeLp”

by funambulesca October 10, 2019