Jordie Jordan

Jordie Jordan is a speedrunner on twitch.tv. He is currently holding two world records, one is the wendy's chili any% WR and the ragequit 100% WR. He holds second place in the banquet meal speedrun any% glitchless WR. He is also known for his music, such as Banworld, Carried Diamond, and Conway. He goes by the alias "Liquid Richard" on his music channel. You can watch his speedruns on twitch.tv/wingsofredemption .
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Yeah, he was able to beat his pb in the banquet meal any% speedrun.
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Uncle Jordy

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The roomate of ANY guy you are having casual sex with. Many times you will find such a character wrapped up in drinking beer and smoking weed while expressing with no passion at all "im bored". He will find great excitement in online poker tounaments and will not be phased by you coming and going to sleep with his roomate.
So uncle jordy got in on the action during the booty calllast night.
by Darkeness October 26, 2010
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Jordy Clarked

To get absolutely shit faced drinkin piss. Popular methods include vodka or draught
Oi boys you goin out tonight?
Yea cunt, plan on gettin Jordy Clarked
by Whats_his_face July 29, 2016
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Jordy deadys

He fine asf and got the best drill music he underrated. But when u see him in the streets yo pussy might throb. Be aware
Jordy deadys is a person who does drill music. And is very underrated.
by Jordy gf . May 30, 2023
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Jordie Rietveld

A: Oh my god have you heard what happened to Jordie Rietveld?
B: That kid turned floatie?
by urightlung August 23, 2021
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Jordy mac'd

1. The term for being so morts even digging a leaf cause's you to hit the deck
2. The prolonged bull riding of having sex with a fat bord
andy was so jordy mac'd he ended up jordy mac'in that slag
by richee morton January 20, 2008
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dirty jordi

when someone is passed out on the floor and you put your penis in their mouth
jordan gave girl a dirty jordi last night
by sam luce December 22, 2007
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