Can't Beat 'Em, Join 'Em Club

A group of asshole players who join the team that they can't beat

*Notable members of Can't Beat 'Em, Join 'Em Club:
~ Ron Artest (Metta World Peace), signed with the Lakers after being eliminated in the second round (2009 playoffs)
~ Ray Allen, signed with the Heat after being eliminated in the conference finals (2012 playoffs)
~ Andre Iguodala, signed with the Warriors after being eliminated in the first round (2013 playoffs)
~ Kevin Durant, signed with the Warriors after being eliminated in the conference finals (2016 playoffs)
~ Since LeBron James is 2-0 against the Heat during 2009-10 season, He is not a member of this club

by Unicornication July 10, 2016

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if you can't beat them, join them

If you are unable to outdo rivals in some endeavor, you might as well cooperate with them and thereby possibly gain an advantage. If your adversaries are stronger than you, it is better to join the adversaries. If you have to give up fighting some group because you can't win, band together with them.

If you can't win the battle, join the winning side. If you can't beat them, join them.

by InYaDamnPanties November 29, 2016

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wanna join my free v-bucks giveaway

Basically a "Free giftcard giveaway" but in Fortnite

Hey guys, wanna join my FREE V-BUCKS GIVEAWAY

by ItsRainey May 21, 2018

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If 1 Million & 1 People Join This Group Nothing Will Happen!

A large, popular group on Facebook consisting of members from all over the world.

If 1 Million & 1 People Join This Group Nothing Will Happen!

Best of the Groups, best of the posters and best of wit!

by Salacious Menace July 18, 2009

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Is Syafinaz Binte Zonal joining CDNZA K-pop label?

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joinee

1) A joinee is a member of the Join Me/Karma Army collective/cult; in essence, he or she has sent a small photograph of themself to Danny Wallace and promised to perform a random act of kindness for a stranger every Friday.

2) Joinees often refer to eachother as Joinee Blank, only with their last name instead of "blank."

1) Did you see that guy over there? He rushed up and paid for my meal before I could get out my wallet. I wonder if he's a joinee?

2) Joinee Jones is off making an old man happy.

by Jeremy Meerkreebs October 2, 2004

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