Johanna is always the pretty girl she’s very funny and you can trust her but she as trust issues sometimes really insecure about herself but no matter how her day is going or how she’s feeling she’s always trying to make people happy and make people laugh so she’s very funny, Johanna is very loyal the best girlfriend you can ever have has to be named Johanna their very attractive and beautiful their very kid and carrying about others they can always make your day better and they can always make you laugh.
Girl 1: did you meet that pretty and kid girl?
Girl 2: yeah!! Her name is Johanna right?
Girl 1: Yes!! She’s really nice and beautiful
Girl 2: yeah!! Her name is Johanna right?
Girl 1: Yes!! She’s really nice and beautiful
by anonymous November 21, 2021
Get the Johannamug. Johanna Wagstaff is a weird woman who loves to grind with tectonic plates. You can usually see her in Vancouver trying to create an earth-quake by grinding with the sand causing quicksand.
today I saw on the news that johanna wagstaff had finally caused the mega-thrust earthquake in Vancouver by grinding as hard as she could with the tectonic plates. the reporter asked johanna how it started she said "the connection I feel with the tectonic plates is stronger than extreme weather and climate change #science valentines so I fucked them and fuck all the people who say otherwise because my goal has finally come true". after that she was arrested
by Soggy jane April 16, 2018
Get the Johanna Wagstaffmug. Johannas are one of the most beautiful people in the world. They are smart, funny, gorgeous and awsome.
I mine they are the best friends in the world
I mine they are the best friends in the world
Person 1: Yesterday i saw a beautiful girl i always think of her
Person 2: i think that was an Johanna
Person 2: i think that was an Johanna
by Hanniless February 9, 2017
Get the Johannamug. The best couple ever who has the best s3x ever and is going to have the cutest and prettiest kids ever. PERIODDDDDDDD!!!!!
by MeisterPorppa483929 November 20, 2021
Get the Johannamug. A Johanna is a very beautiful girl. She’s very funny and can make you laugh at any moment of time even when you’re sad and depressed or angry she will find a way to make you laugh. She doesn’t take bullshit if she gets a different vibe from you she will cut you off, she is very weird and also very loud. She doesn’t let any tolerance from ugly boys. She most definitely has a kink for veiny hands. she’s a very loyal person when she gets attached there’s no going back she will probably cut a piece of your hair and put it in a box and preserve it. she’s a crazy insane girl that needs therapy and medication and she loves her kitty.
by Queefglittersparkles November 21, 2023
Get the Johannamug. by Hsgshksllel December 11, 2016
Get the Johannamug. Johanna is a very good friend, who'll always be there for you. If you meet a Johanna, never let her go. She is beautiful from the inside and looks stunning from the outside too. She's warm-hearted, caring, adorable and loves to hang out with her best friends. Never break her heart, she won't forget it. Johannas often have problems with their relationships, because many boays want them, but as she finds the one, their relationship will last forever.
She is a very popular girl but doesn't get arrogant. Everyone likes her.
But Johannas also want to be carried on hands when they are with boys, whatever wether they are friends, best friends or in a relationship. You will always have fun with a Johanna.
She is a very popular girl but doesn't get arrogant. Everyone likes her.
But Johannas also want to be carried on hands when they are with boys, whatever wether they are friends, best friends or in a relationship. You will always have fun with a Johanna.
by ilyILYilyILY October 29, 2017
Get the Johannamug.