jiffy feet

When the bottoms of one's bare feet become black due to walking on dirt or asphalt like a bare-foot bum at a gas station.

Shelly has jiffy feet because she was walking bare-foot.

Whoa, nigga...you gots some nasty ass jiffy feet!

jiffy feet by Matt C. April 4, 2005

Jiffy Foot 

Southern (North America) slang for the blackened souls of one's bare feet - dirty feet. Getting it's name from walking to the 'Jiffy Mart' (a mostly defunct brand of convenience store in the South/North Florida) in your neighborhood. Not exactly an insult, but mostly just to point out you need to wash yo' dirty-ass feet.

Why are you tracking your stank Jiffy Foot in the house? You couldn't be bothered to put on a pair of flip-flops?

Jiffy Foot by earflap May 15, 2023

jiffy diff

When a certain person masterbates to a anime doll

Aw mom how many times did I tell you to knock before you walk in! I was doing the jiffy diff

jiffy diff by Jiffydiffer January 29, 2018

Jiffy Poo 

The act of entering a room with something to say, farting, then quickly exiting before anyone notices what you have done

*Hudesman just pulled a jiffy poo*

Jiffy Poo by Cait and Adam October 19, 2004

Jiffy Pup 

"Jiffy pup" references when, during or directly before "doggie style" intercourse, the male cums prematurely. Usually, it is in association with inexperienced sexual partners who cannot control or manage their excitement. "Jiffy pup" may be used as a verb to describe the act, or as a noun to describe the unsatisfying sexual partner.

(Note: the names used below to not refer to actual individuals.)

AS A VERB:

Sandra: "So, have you ever done it... GIGGLE... Doggie-stlye?!!"

Maggie: "Not really. I wanted to, but he jiffy pupped before we actually got going."

Sandra: "Ooo.. That's too bad."

AS A NOUN:

Nick: "So, dude, Sandra tells me that you're a total jiffy pup."

Jeffery: "What? No way! I'm not a jiffy pup! No way dude! I can totally go all night long..."

Nick: "Psssh. Whatever dude."

Jiffy Pup by Sandra.xxx December 15, 2011

jiffy lube 

hand job

dude 1: Jessica's a total slut. Did you fuck her last night?

dude 2: No she just gave me a jiffy lube.

dude 1: You fucking suck dude.

dude 2: Eat a dick.

jiffy lube by thewhiteshadow April 7, 2009

Jiffy John 

More commonly known as a "Porta Potty"
Probably the most disgusting place in the world to take care of your "business"
Warning: Sitting on seats may result in catching infectious diseases. Also, wear a gas mask upon entering to prevent fainting from toxic fumes.

Person 1: Oh my god, I really gotta take a piss
Person 2: Haha! There's a jiffy john right there! Have at it!
Person 1: Ugh... Let's get this over with! *takes deep breath, holds it and charges into jiffy john*

Jiffy John by GHUBZ October 20, 2012