jiffy-poppin

when an anus is filled with popcorn kernels and hot butter is poured into it

I love the feel, and he loves the taste, when we do some jiffy-poppin!

by j smoove operator January 23, 2010

jiffy lube

the worst possible facility on earth

i got totally fucked over at jiffy lube.

by Laurie7s April 01, 2006

Jiffy Lube

When a female while performing a handjob, takes out a container of mustard, squirts it on the penis, and begins to jerk it.

1. "Man, it got so raunchy last night with Heather, she even gave me a jiffy lube.

2. Q. "How far did you go with Grace last night bromontana?"

A. "You won't believe it but she gave me a jiffy lube when we got back to my house."

by BrendoBot August 01, 2010

jiffy pants

pants of any ilk which provide a vibrating stimulus of the sexual variety

here boyo, have you seen my jiffy pants-I want to crack one off.

by toammy November 20, 2004

jiffy roll

The dingleberry in ur taint forms from the pancake batter from the ball powder and turns from a dingleberry to a jiffy roll after few days of not showering taking on the color of peanutbutter

I just pulled a jiffy roll out of my taint hairs smells like a hooker after taco tuesday and bukkake night that sat in the sun baking in my own body juices

by Gatorprimus6969 May 01, 2020

Smith & Jiffy

A Smith & Jiffy is a British slang term for three different things. Either a quick masturbation session, a smoke or making a sandwich. It's usually used at the end of a conversation as someone is leaving

Oi, Ethan! I'll be back in a Smith & Jiffy!

by SBliss August 27, 2017

Jiffy Popping

(Verb) The act of propelling multiple small pieces of poo out of the anus in rapid succession.

John was constipated ,but after eating at Chipotla he spent the rest of the day jiffy popping.

by AWESOME PRO BEARD August 08, 2012