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faux jax

Typically when a JavaScript Array is used in place of an HTTP Request.
PM; "The client wants us to use Ajax on their search form but they want it to work on some legacy browser, what do we do?"

ME; "I'll give them some faux jax, they'll never know the difference."
by Winnthrop Maass October 14, 2008
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Jax Bond

Sidekick of James Bond that lived a secluded life in Georgia. Never really achieved the same amount of fame as his counterpart.. However, he is now suffering from Superhero Syndrome in which he believes he is constantly on a mission. One may never recognize him due to his lack of costume and secrecy about his identity.
Weaknesses Include but are not limited to:
Spilling Beer, attempting to move unmovable objects.
"Dude, stop trying to be Jax Bond. That rock is totally movable."
by StienMD July 6, 2009
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Jaxed Up

When someone uses the bathroom that's close to your office, takes a dump, tools with the paper, coughs, and then sprays a masking agent.
"Ah man! Someone was in the bathroom and i got jaxed up!"
by victimized911 March 12, 2009
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Jax Cooke

An emotionally abusive stalking obsessive CUNT
by JustYourExLover2675 March 28, 2020
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Jax Briggs

A very hot man from Mortal Kombat who is a dilf with a daughter named Jacqui Briggs. Nobody compared to him.
Oh my god is that Jax Briggs?!”
“He is like so hot.”
by RazalDazal March 26, 2022
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Jax Kap

a hot sexy motha fucker that like to have parties in her pants without inviting winer. only pierre.
omg jax kap is sooo hot right now
by winerrrrrrrrrr January 27, 2004
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Jax-elle

To be raised by an amazing woman that is selfless in the daunting task of ensuring the kids grow up to b successful!
Well if they were Jax-Elle then you wouldn't wonder how they r going to turn out cause if you knew their mother there would be no doubt.
by The concrete ninja January 22, 2019
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