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James Dave Bond

James Bond's middle name. Mentioned in the fourth book, it was originally going to be written as James "Humphrey" Bond. However, after careful discussion with the editors, Sir Ian Flemming stated the following "I'd rather name him dogshit" so he settles for Dave as the middle name. He found inspiration from a homosexual, homeless man who lived next door to him in his youth. His name was also Dave. Hence the subcontext that James "Dave" Bond was also a vary gay individual who never fully excepted his sexuality and acted out in perversion with women in an attempt to cover this fact up.
Chris: Guys! Guess what!
Luke/Liam: what?
Chris: Jame's Bond's full name is James Dave Bond and he's gay! I'm so happy that I have someone I can relate to!!!
Luke: dude...your middle name's Martin.
Liam: at least the gay part's right
Chris: darn toodily-doo!!! :D
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James Bond

One of the best film franchises ever. Although there is debate on what the political bias is(hence why there is acclaim from a broad ideological coalition), the James Bond films have a pro libertarian meaning, as the villains are usually communists out to take over the world.
The name's Bond. James Bond.
by Libertypedia June 3, 2023
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James Bond

The first James Bond was an original, but once you've had about 3 or 4 James Bonds trying to be the same guy, they start to seem like imbeciles. So why not have a fat James Bond, a black James Bond, or a gay James Bond? Something original again.
Why does James Bond have to look/behave like the same guy in every movie?
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to James-Bond

Occurs when caught in a bad situation, any act that causes the situation to get so bad that everyone is impacted and on even ground.
I was caught by the enemies so I decided to James-Bond it by shooting at a bunch of propane tanks.
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James Bond-ing

James Bond-ing is to dress nice for a small or large amount of time and act like James Bond; flirt, run, and charm. The person James Bond-ing has to have some knowledge to the James Bond Franchise. James Bond-ing also means you will say cheesy James Bond Puns.
Kirk: The name's Bond. James Bond. I was saved by the bell yesterday when I was to go to detention.
Susan: What?
Kirk: Your response was shocking. Positively Shocking.
Susan: Kirk, what the fuck is going on? Why are you all dressed like Tom Cruise?
Kirk: Shut up Susan. I'm dressed because I have to run to school.
Susan: ITS 10 OCLOCK. You should be there already!
Kirk: Ohh, don't bother. We have all the time in the world.
Susan: Oh bugger. Stop James Bond-ing for god's sake.
by Bondbauer007 April 11, 2022
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James Bond Burger

to make sweet passionate love to the subject of the sentence
"Bro, if you're not too careful there I might just have to James Bond Burger you up my man."

"don't threaten me with a good time"
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James Bond Love

Mark Memoly & Chelsea Handler have a James Bond Love.
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