Friend: "Mary told me about this great new way to flick my bean the other day called the jalapeno hot pocket"
Friend 2: "She told me too, she said it's important to make sure it doesn't break off inside"
see also Cajun Cunnilingus
Friend 2: "She told me too, she said it's important to make sure it doesn't break off inside"
see also Cajun Cunnilingus
by Cajun Crusader November 21, 2017
When a person slathers their hands with jalapeno and gives you a hand job. Usually a last resort after a person loses sensation in their penis as they age.
by Kattyblaque September 06, 2021
by asdfghjasdfghjasdfvbnm November 15, 2023
The act of giving/ receiving a rimjob when all party members involved have recently eaten taco bell.
Hey Kim, after eating this delicious smothered burrito, you wanna smother my ***hole with a jalapeno rimjob?
by buttslutt October 23, 2016
Bad-ass band with a Latin rock-dance sound but for some unknown reason seems relegated to playing at local supermarkets and big box stores.
by Ginger loves steak March 30, 2016
this happens when your date eats jalapenos then performs oral sex on you. the capsaicin from the peppers is absorbed by the phallic skin, and enters the urethra causing unpleasant burning sensation.
the heat from the jalapeno pepper ignited Jasmine's sexual desire to the point her mouth salivated for boner. After receiving a jalapeno blow job from Jasmine, Darryls penis burned... like California wild fire.
by MC Busta September 05, 2019
When you fuck a Tijuana hooker in the ass and inadvertently end up with a jalapeno seed in your pee hole leading to an infection which makes your dick look like a swollen, angry bull frog.
Dude, about a week after our trip to Mexico my dick swelled up so big!!! I went to the doctor and he found a pepper seed in my pee hole. That slut gave me a jalapeno bull frog