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Jakey Tea

A so cal progressive dj artist record producer

the owner of JakeyBrand.com

and the jakeycomfort mixcloud
do re mi fa so la jakey tea
by tiga ruff rida December 13, 2010
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JAKEY

JAKEY is a absolute sick lad in the cult of the JAKEY'S. In order to be in this club you need to pass 2 rules
1: Your name must be Jacob, Jake or JAKEY
2: IN EVERY POSSIBLE SITUATION shout JAKEY!
Teacher: Jake you passed the test

JAKEY: "JAKEY"
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The cologne heist is the legendary robbery were jakey boobcock held cologne store employees at knife point and stole a bunch of jean paul gotierre with his goon deedee. To this day the cologne heist is still massive.
Have you heard about "the cologne heist". Jakey boobcocks cologne heist
by The fat nutter August 29, 2024
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Flakey Jakey

A flakey Jakey is a big turd that you think is in a solid piece but slowly flakes off as you birth it.
“Jeez I thought that was a solid log but it was a flakey Jakey last minute.”
by Truffle pig December 15, 2021
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Jakey

A sick lad with a huge cock. He loves showing his snake to all the boys. All the men love him.
Jakey has a way with all the men
by Daddy Jakey!!! December 22, 2021
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jakey

he's the definition of perfection and he makes parissy smile so much byeee
jakey is perfect tf
by parrrrrrr March 4, 2021
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jakey mooney

Jakey Mooney is used to describe a type of item
OMG I'm so proud of my jakey mooney even tho he's a broke ass
by By the real Nip Nurpin November 26, 2023
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