Jakey

A name for a homeless person

There was a Jakey on the side of the road

by Ok boomer February 15, 2020

Flakey Jakey

A flakey Jakey is a big turd that you think is in a solid piece but slowly flakes off as you birth it.

“Jeez I thought that was a solid log but it was a flakey Jakey last minute.”

by Truffle pig December 15, 2021

Jakey

A sick lad with a huge cock. He loves showing his snake to all the boys. All the men love him.

Jakey has a way with all the men

by Daddy Jakey!!! December 22, 2021

The Jakey Paint

When painting over badly chipped nails to look classier.

"Ew Hazel you can't go out with your nails rotten like that, you look like a tinker!"
"I have no time Ashleigh, how are we supposed to make the taxi to head to the club!?!?"
"Quick Jakey Paint in the taxi will sort you out"
"Ahh The Jakey Paint, what a life saver"

by Ashaalee95 May 3, 2013

Jakey

A jakey is usually called Martin Constable, calls other people jakeys to hide the fact that his a massive junkie

Martin Constable is a wee jakey

by MartinsAPedo February 8, 2020

jakey

jakey is the best person/boyfriend you'll meet<3

Jakey is hot.

by fp;njgljojhg April 6, 2021

Jakey

A fucking sick lad with a huge cock and loves using it with men.

Jakey is the lad with all the dudes

by Daddy Jakey!!! December 22, 2021