A jakey is usually called Martin Constable, calls other people jakeys to hide the fact that his a massive junkie
by MartinsAPedo February 8, 2020
Get the Jakeymug. "Ew Hazel you can't go out with your nails rotten like that, you look like a tinker!"
"I have no time Ashleigh, how are we supposed to make the taxi to head to the club!?!?"
"Quick Jakey Paint in the taxi will sort you out"
"Ahh The Jakey Paint, what a life saver"
"I have no time Ashleigh, how are we supposed to make the taxi to head to the club!?!?"
"Quick Jakey Paint in the taxi will sort you out"
"Ahh The Jakey Paint, what a life saver"
by Ashaalee95 May 3, 2013
Get the The Jakey Paintmug. by Daddy Jakey!!! December 22, 2021
Get the Jakeymug. Jakey is the type of person who always makes yourself feel better. Dwane Johnson is almost as cocky as Jakey. Also a huge Star Wars Lego nerd. Don’t let him have your toes.
by Appaspappa November 25, 2021
Get the Jakeymug. 
Get the Jakeymug. Get the Jakeymug. 