jakey

he's the definition of perfection and he makes parissy smile so much byeee

jakey is perfect tf

by parrrrrrr March 04, 2021

Jakey

A jakey is a boy that usuay goes for petite women, jakeys are also very much known to flex their valuables such as their airpods

Heck I just dropped my airpod, oh well guess I'll just buy a new pair
You're such a jakey

by AlphaShoulders August 04, 2019

Jakey

A man who’s a fierce dog probs 8”6 but is annoying and yeh

Jakey is wierd af.

by Alandog53 November 02, 2020

The Jakey Paint

When painting over badly chipped nails to look classier.

"Ew Hazel you can't go out with your nails rotten like that, you look like a tinker!"
"I have no time Ashleigh, how are we supposed to make the taxi to head to the club!?!?"
"Quick Jakey Paint in the taxi will sort you out"
"Ahh The Jakey Paint, what a life saver"

by Ashaalee95 May 03, 2013

Jakey Benny

A buggy bug bug, likes to be referred to as Hanukkah Harry. Jake spends his free time in ms.g's class room studying code. He also enjoys to spend time down by retard row when playing Fortnite. #Bot #Anti #SundayFunday #Getscarried

I saw a random wild Jakey Benny down by the F-wingthis afternoon.

by Ccody0423 December 18, 2018

Jakey Video

When a man takes video of his own self ejaculating, then sends to female

Yo bro I just sent a jakey video to fayln and anni

by dansmithbyyedu April 21, 2019

Jakey Boobcocks Cologne Heist

The cologne heist is the legendary robbery were jakey boobcock held cologne store employees at knife point and stole a bunch of jean paul gotierre with his goon deedee. To this day the cologne heist is still massive.

Have you heard about "the cologne heist". Jakey boobcocks cologne heist

by The fat nutter August 30, 2024