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A Jogging Cow

A Texas Hold'em Poker term for having 2 pair after the initial three common cards are put in to play. (Two pair on the flop)
Jake's hole cards were a 6 and a 9. The flop was Ace, 6, and 9 giving him a pair of 6's and a pair of 9's. Two pair on the flop, A Jogging Cow, an udderly good hand.
by Dolfer January 9, 2010
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Jeggings

Synthetic tubes which teenage girls squish their legs into in order to create the illusion of a ridiculously tight pair of skinny jeans. Should never be worn. Ever. Hurts my eyes.
Sally: Hey, do you like my new jeggings?
Kate: No. Please burn them.
by Frankly Mr Shankly April 4, 2011
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jaggin

Messing around with somebody. Not meeting ones standards, or not going by what they say; being a hippocrit
"My guys jaggin me"
"You're fuckin jaggin me Murph"
"Look at Murph jaggin"
by Six Three December 30, 2006
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Janging

Janging JANG-nound JANG ING verb

Janging refers to the process by which a nut has been busted, and ejeculate is shot, specifically similar to jizzing which is slang for ejeculation janging takes emphasis for comedic ways of doing so originally most commonly as jizzing on a fake or hair, breasts or back of a woman but as time went on these examples fell under the catagory of quite mainstream jizzing tecqniques so janging now is a loose term for jizzing (funnier way of saying it) or specifically a really funny way of having busted. Examples of both below .
1. "Man I made the spider man hand gesture as I was beating it off in her face"

"epic jang bro"

2." Dude its been a great month Ive been janging all over town, 3 chicks in one week and then I janged the shit out of this one ho' "

3. "yo shes so dirty she let me jang on her tits and we met up with her parents for dinner like 10 min later I was laughing the whole time, I think I could smell it "

"your like the high risk jang champion dude"

3. In the famous hollywood comedy "Theres something about marry" Actor Ben Stillers characher jangs so hard he cant find where he busted a nut, and is later discovered by actress Cameron Diaz's charachter as what she mistakes for hairgel and promtly applies to her own hair- Historians note this is possibly the worlds first apreance of a major janging in American pop culture

4. In United States politics, the Bill Clinton- Monica lewinsky sex scandal was at one point in a pivitol moment when allegations of a dress worn by Mrs.Lewinsky that had been stained with semen was a public relations nightmare and one awsomely funny janging story
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water jugging

The act of forcing a person on their back, pulling their pants down, and bringing their ankles above the shoulders and inserting the bottle neck of a 2 liter bottle of liquid into the anal cavity of that person; as the liquid drains bubbles appear in the bottle similar to a water cooler.
We were driving along and Ben crapped his pants and refused to clean up. So we pulled over to the side of the road and performed a water jugging.
by Hammerpounding June 10, 2014
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Jugging

Two dudes started fighting because they were jugging at one another.
by Sunny Capri November 16, 2003
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Jogging Sex

When a person of the opposite gender goes jogging with you, it's a lot like having sex. Hot, physical, lasts about an hour and if you do it right you both get a massive endorphin rush at the end.
We sat down on the bench when we were done, getting our breath back and chatting. We were happy and exhausted - we both agreed it had been good jogging sex.
by Manwithabetterplan July 30, 2010
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