Shower Jacker

A grown up man who loves a good wank in the shower. To add insult to injury, a shower jackers is typically married and christian (or jew).

-Simon is a shower jacker!
-Yuck, thanks for putting that image in my mind you fuck!

by Halevi May 20, 2016

library jacker

someone who masturbates in the library , usually at school when you just cant hold it in.

Hey its Tracy he was jacking of in the library , Tracy's a library jacker .

by Only_At_SEP_ May 12, 2016

Kill jacker

When you're on the verge of killing someone in a video game then one of your teammates shoots him at the last second and takes the kill.

Person A: This guys about to die, he's mine!
Person B: Hey that was my kill, you kill jacker!

by yousername November 24, 2011

nut-jacker

A woman who steals a man's nut, manhood, mojo, independence, or moxy, and puts it on a shelf in a jar.

James hasn't been the same since Amy came home. That wench is a total nut-jacker.

by Brewski Coletski September 24, 2008

Status Jacker

One who peruses thrift shops and spends 50 cents (unless it's 50% off Mondays) on an item or items and flips the item(s) for thousands of dollars. Jacking the 'Status' of a wealthy person by means of knowing what shit is really worth.

Boss girl is such a status jacker. She just spent $20.00 on 15 pieces to find that they are potentially worth $20,000.00. She's going to do that every chance she gets, as soon as she comes back from her trip to visit L.C. Tiffany in her newly acquired time machine.

by Statusjacker April 26, 2017

bull jacker

an individual who collects bull semen for subsequent insemination of cows

Bob was careful to always wear safety gloves, because he knew that his hands needed to be in perfect shape for his first bull jacker gig.

by veebervitzer December 13, 2013

rip the jacker

1: The act of double hitting the joint as its being passed around a single puff pass circle.

Hey rip the jacker isn't passing it. We'll have to skip him next time around.

by Gone420 May 5, 2009