The ritualistic act of getting absolutely obliterated drunk whilst playing video games and watching funny tv shows/movies for HOURS on end. The only way the Jabber Blogging ends is if one of the persons passes out with a video game controller in his hands. Jabber Blogging is usually accompanied by a long walk, beer(s) in hand, to get food, prefferably pizza and usually after midnight.
by B2RN3R November 2, 2012
To 'Jobby Jabber' someone is to sneak up behind them with your hands together (as if in prayer) and 'jab' them in the 'gooch' (the area between the anus and the scrotum).
"Holy fuck by the way! Ye want tae a fuckin seen the jobby jabber a dun tae Ricky, he fuckin made a mad noise like a dug gettin hit by a motur!"
"A dare ye tae Jobby Jabber that polismin! A fuckin dare ye!"
"Yer maws got a heavy growler! A went tae Jobby Jabber her n a loast a finger!"
"A dare ye tae Jobby Jabber that polismin! A fuckin dare ye!"
"Yer maws got a heavy growler! A went tae Jobby Jabber her n a loast a finger!"
by pierjumpmental March 11, 2008
fudge-packer fart-knocker starfish-invader
that webby, he's a jobby-jabber!
by charlie-boy February 9, 2004
The annoying, nasel, whining, highpitched, stammering accent, of a New City York Jew. Filler words "uh", "emm". Disgusting!
by Da Capt'mn and Brova Man Tito May 23, 2008
by poonjabber October 30, 2015
a) A person who likes to gouge, poke or prod his or her own, or foreign feces.
b) The ultimate insult
b) The ultimate insult
a) Person #1: "Ehysha pokes poo with really short sticks so it gets on her fingers."
Person #2: "Man, what a poo jabber."
b) Person #1: "I hate Elysha, shes a poo jabber who likes to jab poo."
Person #2: "Well said."
Person #2: "Man, what a poo jabber."
b) Person #1: "I hate Elysha, shes a poo jabber who likes to jab poo."
Person #2: "Well said."
by Allanah Self-Righteous May 28, 2006
1. noun: penis
2. noun (pejorative): person displaying a mindless persistence reminiscent of the machine-like repetitive thrusts of a penis engaged in intercourse
2. noun (pejorative): person displaying a mindless persistence reminiscent of the machine-like repetitive thrusts of a penis engaged in intercourse
by Songg Righta March 15, 2004