2 inches

When the mans your after has a dick of approximately only 2 inches but your still tryna fuck

Oree likes that 2 inches over there.

by Secx expert 69 April 11, 2019

My pp itches

Usually said as an indicator that you have the symptoms of a genital infection and will probably die or lose all your money because of it.

Person 1: my pp itches

Person 2: I think you might have genital infection

Person 1: oops

by Boot the hoot February 17, 2019

9 incher

The name for people on the Internet who claim to have a 9 inch long dick, although all they are looking for is cyber sex and nude pictures. When women ask for their nudes in return, the will most likely say "brb I'll take some" but are actually google searching the following-
"my dick"
"jacking off"
"big cock"

Please note:
Most 9 inchers tend to claim they are between 14-20 years of age.
Studies show 75% are actually over the age of 35.

Anita: I was online yesterday lookin for dick pics, and I went to a chat room and found this guy who sent me some!
Jamie: Oh really? Was he a 9 incher?
Anita: No! Wait... Good question. BRB.
Jamie: K.
*two minutes later*
Anita: GOD DAMMIT!
Jamie: Lmao

by theinternetisadangerousplace October 8, 2009

1 and a half inches

Dreamnotfound.

if you know you know ;)

George: Oooooh 1 and a half inches dreammm~

by Kiki's twin, kikiara August 28, 2020

iCheat

Easiest on the iPod Touch / iPhone using it's "Notes" app, you type in your notes/study guide or other things such as answers you got from someone onto your iPod/iPhone. Then when it's test time, just put the iPod/iPhone in your pocket, slide it out and look at your notes during the test. Just don't be stupid and get caught.

Chris: I'm failing biology. So when we have the test today, I'm just gonna iCheat.

Brian: Niiiiiiiiiice.

by czgetmoney March 15, 2009

36 Inches High Club

The club you join when you have sex on a greyhound bus.

Guy 1: Tom fucked a chick on the way here. He joined the 36 Inches High Club

by The Eleventh Doctor November 1, 2010

eight inches

An imprecise unit of length. When used by a man describing the length of his penis, it means somewhere between six-and-a-half and seven-and-a-half inches.

Rico said he had eight inches, but you'd have to be generous to say six-and-three-quarters.

by atemperman January 24, 2004