It's where you spread a woman's cheeks and plunge your tongue in her starfish and blow a raspberry with your mouth.
by InfamousMan79 July 29, 2019
My brother wondered why he deserved the Israeli Elbow Slam.
by chairhopper498 December 14, 2017
The false idea that Israel supposedly have never posessed the land of ISRAEL.
Note: PALESTINE IS THE LATIN WORD FOR PHILLISTINE. IT IS NOT EVEN A PLACE.
Note: PALESTINE IS THE LATIN WORD FOR PHILLISTINE. IT IS NOT EVEN A PLACE.
by Mango April 10, 2005
June 1967: The Israeli military under massive unprovoked attack from Arab armies intent on destroying the State of Israel, defended itself against, Syrian, Jordanian and Egyptian armies on the West Bank of the River Jordan and East Jerusalem (belonging then to Jordan)and Gaza (belonging then to the Egyptians). This region was an area sparsely populated by nomadic tribes, some Arabs and some Jews since the destruction of the area the Romans called Philistina.
The Israelis won the areas now known as the "occupied territories," in the 6 day war of 1967. Any territory won by a country in war in which they were not the aggressor is legitimate to occupy.
In terms of occupation, Israel on the whole does not wish to unduly disadvantage the inhabitants of the territories but in the face of those who would wish to see the destruction of the State of Israel and the Jewish people residing within it, has had to defend itself against elements who would seek to do just that.
If the inhabitants had not fled their homes in the war of Israeli independence 1947 - 1949 following the UN resolution giving both Jews and Arabs in the British Mandate of Palestine a State and Self-Determination for both parties, maybe Jews and Arabs could have lived at peace here for the last 57 years.
In terms of occupation, Israel on the whole does not wish to unduly disadvantage the inhabitants of the territories but in the face of those who would wish to see the destruction of the State of Israel and the Jewish people residing within it, has had to defend itself against elements who would seek to do just that.
If the inhabitants had not fled their homes in the war of Israeli independence 1947 - 1949 following the UN resolution giving both Jews and Arabs in the British Mandate of Palestine a State and Self-Determination for both parties, maybe Jews and Arabs could have lived at peace here for the last 57 years.
by jelly January 24, 2005
When a female lies flat on her back naked with her head hanging slightly off the bed and a male places his balls in her mouth while he masturbates facing her torso with his buttocks above her face. Upon ejaculating on her chest, he passes gas in her face simultaneously.
Joe gave his girlfriend an "Israeli hand grenade" before heading home to the gym. She cannot wait until the next Israeli hand grenade comes her way!
by hmm, let me think about it September 21, 2012
Israeli Occupation of PALESTINE is an often repeated political falsehood intended to mis-inform those ignorant of the history of the Arab-Israeli Conflict.
It is a legal mistake and misnomer to use the phrase ,"Israeli Occupation of PALESTINE", as it does not accurately reflect the legal or political situation. Use of the phrase,"Israeli Occupation of PALESTINE" makes a person sound ignorant and bigoted.
by RMoshe April 22, 2011
I was eating out my girlfriend after going to the beach and her vagina was sandy. After three minutes she gave me an Israeli-an Sand Storm and my eye had sand in it. Later we had a mongolian horse race.
by dizzle doozledaz January 8, 2011