The fact that you will never have as many friends on myspace as Tom does. So you turn into a little emo kid or pretend to be a camera whore to get more friends on your list.

Or that Tom is brainwashing all your friends to become his brain servants to destroy the world.
Happykid: YES! i have 1 million friends!!!!1!!
Depressedemo1: So all your friends are belong to Tom.
Happykid: Nooooooo(turns emo)
Depressedemos: Good now lets go cut ourselves /wrist.
by Emos make me lawl December 7, 2007
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FUCK THIS RULE I’LL NAME THEM RIGHT NOW
Oh wait i don’t have any, fuck…
Please Don’t name your friends even though you would still ignore this rule
by Niromani May 27, 2023
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15 april may you walk over to your friend and fart on him or her
Walks over farts on his friend "YO WTF!, YOURE DISGUSTING!!" "yo chill its national fart on your friend day"
by trompeter April 12, 2019
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on September 22 you get to grab your friends ass

thank me later
bob-its grab your friends ass day so can i grab your ass
jessica - yea just get it over already
by sunny fries February 25, 2020
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