formal invite

when tom asks you to watch creed by sending a letter in the mail.

I'm just going to send emma a formal invite

by timmytimmynumnums May 14, 2016

Sidewayz Invite

Bullshit. Not real; Not fake enough to call fake either. Said through text (obviously;spelling). It's a way to know the difference between real an fake by the spelling. Scarcastic invites.

She text me some sidewayz invite... takin pictures in her bed.
So what?...Is that some kinda sidewayz invite?

by KandyKTrenton January 11, 2021

your not invited to my birthday party

the strongest insult to a 1st grader, 2nd grader, and 3rd grader.

little boy: I hate you
little boy2: i hate you more
little boy: your a poopiehead
little boy 2: your not invited to my birthday party
little boy : NOOOOO

by mexicanfoxnigga October 14, 2020

You're not invited to my birthday party

DANGER LEVEL 10 COMBEACK, USE IT WITH CAUTION

Paul: You're not invited to my birthday party
Shujiro: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by User12345678901836 December 12, 2020

Invited

The exact fucking opposite of what Chris is...

It’s like opposite land where everyone was invited

to tea except Chris

by Le Big Pastel October 4, 2017

collateral invite

When you extend an invite to a group of people in a room and there are people there you don't want to invite, but have to because it's the polite thing to do.

A: what the hell is he/she doing here?

B: collateral invite.

A: oh. i'm sorry.

by urbanwordsmith September 11, 2010

Anti-gravity invite

Opposite to a gravity invite. It is where someone is so hideous or unpopular that he/her and anyone in their general area automatically become uninvited by default.

Craig: Greg, who else should I invite to my party?
Greg: What about her in the short shorts.
Craig: Who? Gurtree? That fat bitch?!!! Yuck! No way! In fact now that I think of it, I am uninviting all those around her- Jeff, Felicity, T-dawg, Gavin and Susan.
Greg: What about Paul the rapist? He is over there...
Craig: No. I like that kid, there's something about him.
T-dawg: Yo man, why you gotta go ahead and disinvite a brother like that?
Craig: Greg said you ear-fucked Gurtree..
T-dawg: Man, thats nasty. Why you gotta spread shit like that Greg?

Greg: I didnt say that I....
T-dawg: Save it man, I get it your just a player hater... screw this I'm gonna go hang with my man Paul...
T-dawg to Paul: Man can you beleive I got an anti-gravity invite all because of that screw up Greg?
Paul: Dont worry, Im going to butt-fuck him on friday...

by Hsoj!!! August 25, 2009