Qualified Incompetence

A pseudo-legal shield granted to self-declared constitutional experts who have no formal education, no courtroom wins, and no idea what habeas corpus means—but do have a ring light, a YouTube channel, and a deep commitment to shouting at traffic stops.

Qualified Incompetence protects the following behaviors:
• Quoting the Constitution out of context while live-streaming from a car
• Filing lawsuits with the same strategic finesse as a toddler launching spaghetti
• Declaring oneself a “law scholar” despite being defeated in court more times than a parking ticket
• Misinterpreting the First Amendment so badly it violates the Eighth

by pro_sadie May 16, 2025

Incompetent

Another name for the game company known as Ubisoft

Average Division Player: man I hate this game, made by absolute incompetent game devs

Other Average Division Player: oh! You must be talking about Ubisoft and their incompetence during the downtimes of their many titles! (Specifically Tom Clancy’s The Division 2 on Dec 5th 2023)

by Jawbøne December 5, 2023

incompetent

magdalena todoroska

“magdalena is so fucking incompetent”
“yeah

by that kid across the road September 24, 2020

Incompetently stupid

Something so beyond stupid that you do, and you don't even understand you've made a complete fool of yourself.

Hang on. I forgot to tell you there's another step beyond incompetently stupid. It's called beytarded.

by Sexydimma October 14, 2024

incompetent

Kii

"you're an incompetent little shit

by anonymous2002222 August 27, 2022

Incompetence

Men.

Men are useless, completely and utterly stupid, and can't do anything right therefor they are completely incompetent. Incompetence means stupid and can't complete simple tasks so basically men.

by evie poretti February 2, 2022

Incompetently stupid

Something so stupid that you've done it becomes beytarded

What have you done recently that's incompetently stupid?

by Sexydimma October 15, 2024