i shit in the microwave

a word when people shit in bed but they want to keep it secret

guy #1: ay i shit in the microwave today
guy #2: ayo what the

by average boi January 21, 2022

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a shit in the teeth

Used to describe an unfavourable situation or event. Derived from the old "beats a kick in the teeth" saying.

Well, isn't that just a shit in the teeth.

by EternitySpent August 30, 2007

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Throw it down like shit in the mouth

When you are ready to throw it down and give it your all plus a little extra, regardless how fucked up it might be.

Dude 1: "So he was fucking with your girl right?"
Dude 2: "Yeah son! He's gonna pay!"
Dude 1: "You gonna show him up?"
Dude 2: "I'm gonna throw it down like shit in the mouth!"
Dude 1: "Holy shit dude, don't go that far, just knock him out, that should teach him"

by Da Vin Chee February 2, 2010

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shit in the dark

When you go to take a shit and the light isn't working.

I took a shit in the dark while writing this.

by Ltlxlyfyyfoyfy April 2, 2021

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Wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which hand the German guy eats out of.

A reply given to someone who wishes for something because a part of their life is unfair, basically stating that life is full of good and bad things. In essence, wishes mean nothing.

This is the earliest version of the saying, with the reference to Germans eating shit coming from American soldiers in WWII.

You know what they say Ted: Wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which hand the German guy eats out of.

by Bill Tetley June 19, 2011