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Spring Grove, IL

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A town in McHenry County, IL that has the most stuck up assholes on this planet. All the people that live here need a smack in the face. Everybody that lives here are gay and are the bigest assholes in all of Illinois. Spring Grove is a shit hole town that has nothing to do.
Person 1: Hey do you want to go to Spring Grove, IL later.

Person 2: HELL NO!!!!!!! I'd rather get shot!

Person 1: Ok lets go outside and walk around town instead.

20 minutes later
Person 2: Hey look at that kid walking towards us. He has a sweatshirt that says Spring Grove, IL on it. He probably lives there.

Person 1: Lets kick his ass.

Person 2: I'm with you on that.
by blackstreet December 8, 2010
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S.M.I.L.F

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A Sheeps mother I'd like to fuck. S.M.I.L.F
Arghhh, I saw Welshy's sheeps mom, I'd love to fuck that now!

What a sexy S.M.I.L.F she is!
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Springfield,il

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Springfield,il is like other cities gun violence,other crimes, and politicians who make bad decisions but it is the capital so it's suppose to be perfect right.............NO springfield is a great place to stay the schools are great and jobs and houses are great don't get me wrong it has it's flaws but it is the city of LINCOLN .!
....AINT THAT WERE PRESIDENT LINCOLN STAYED yep in springfield,il
by Chell'ej February 22, 2011
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i.s.a.f.r.i.l.

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this stands for..... "i'm such a f**king retarded idiotic loser! it is pronounced eye-is-a-frill.
also i.s.f.r - i'm so f**king retarded.
emily: aghhh!!
jake: sup??
emily: i.s.a.f.r.i.l......i've done it all wrong ill have to start over!!!
by Tango_Whore November 29, 2005
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The best small town high school in America. Located in Woodstock, Il, about 400yards from the historical Woodstock square. WHS has tradition and history. They have a decent football team, a really good soccer team, and an above average volleyball team. They are fucking terrible at basketball and baseball. A notable alum of WHS is Lynn D. Stewart, who founded fucking Hooters.
by ballsackbigballs May 10, 2021
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Spring Grove, IL

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A town in McHenry County, IL. It is known to be the worst and boring place to live in. Alot of people in this town need a smack in the face. Everybody here are gay and are assholes.
Hey you want to go to Spring Grove, IL? Hell no! I'd rather watch grass grow.
by blackstreet December 8, 2010
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One who does not participate in smoking, drinking alcohol, sex outside of marrige or drug use; in extreme cases, one who does not comsume caffiene.
That kid is so strait edge that he's never even tasted candy

The Strait Edges of Alton,IL.
by the non-strait edges of alton September 19, 2009
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