Defined by the comedian Kevin Hart, he explains how a situation is broken up when your partner accidentally slips into the conversation about your personal life and says that you eat her ass amongst other people. thus giving you the "I Don't Eat Ass Face
Terry: Fuck You!
sue: No fuck You Terry! I least I don't eat ass!
Terry: sits there with a "I Don't Eat Ass Face"
sue: No fuck You Terry! I least I don't eat ass!
Terry: sits there with a "I Don't Eat Ass Face"
by BigBrownSmoothie June 12, 2011
Get the I Don't Eat Ass Facemug. what you say when you are beyond hungry. only to be said if you are so hungry, you truly believe you really could eat a buttered frog.
by me old fruity August 31, 2006
Get the i could eat a buttered frogmug. by sphagett April 27, 2022
Get the I should eat your eyesmug. The meaning of the father not bringing back milk is a very sad story. I have no idea why it's called milk, but when a dad breaks up with his family and leaves his partner, he'll say that he's going to the store to buy milk but then he never comes back. Depression spirals. You have a mental breakdown. The phrase 'I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk' Is used as a joke or a way to break the news to someone. I'd rather go get my own milk 😤
Person 1: Make me cry
Person 2: I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk
Person 1: 😭😭😭😢😥😰😭😓😩😫🤤😭😭😭😭😭😭
Person 2: I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk
Person 1: 😭😭😭😢😥😰😭😓😩😫🤤😭😭😭😭😭😭
by Urmommia June 29, 2023
Get the I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milkmug. i love to eat pussy and deepthroat dick I suck my grandpas dick and my dads and I eat my moms pussy and suck her boobs
by pooii November 9, 2019
Get the I fucking eat my pussy bitchmug. This can be used when or while eating someone's or your ass in the bath, shower, or pool. You can sing this while eating or being eaten.
by controversial dog October 11, 2021
Get the splish splash I be eating yo assmug.