a crazy jersey dude-guy dick. gets overzealous when playing intermural sports. makes fun of freshman for no reason. needs to put a shirt on.
Dude 1: dude! you missed that rebound!what the fuck?!?! i'm gonna fucking pop a cap in your ass then throw the body in the river!
Dude 2: dude. . . calm down, stop being such a hutch.
Dude 2: dude. . . calm down, stop being such a hutch.
by hotfrosh October 12, 2009
Stupid ass movie that Ben Stiller is in to bring his acting career back with. Sometimes refered to as 'That stupid movie with Ben Stiller'. Also, a term to mean smaking a chick in her head so she sees stars and then putting her in a hutch
by Michaellee33 April 05, 2005
by truthbetoldbyme January 30, 2010
by Matthew_Gemma December 08, 2010
The action of going bald
by The grippers November 17, 2023
the prettiest, hottest, most beautiful, most gorgeous, ethereal, divine, mesmerising, incredible being ever.
“You see Lucy Hutchings over there? I’m literally in love with them, they’re godlike and have the most angelic eyes.”
by secret admirer 👀 July 28, 2021
A kid in chemistry, who has the mind set of a emo kid/prep/douchbagery. The body of what looks like a 5 year old jock. and the mouth of a gangsta gettin capped, a chicken getting ass raped, and marlon brando. Usually the kid who ends up getting diagnosed with Vaginal Hutchinson's Disease.
This kid thinks he is a black gangsta by mistakenly wearing emo clothes mized with hollister. The mouth keeps it all black though as Bitch, and PISS! come out of his mouth every five seconds after getting a chemistry equation wrong.
The sad part is the chemistry equation was actually a "hole". The wrong hole.
Dont worry, usually the Hutchbag hasnt even found this hole, although he looks frequently on himself, not knowing its on the opposite sex.
Hutchbag's are the prodigies to the Hutch Rocket.
This kid thinks he is a black gangsta by mistakenly wearing emo clothes mized with hollister. The mouth keeps it all black though as Bitch, and PISS! come out of his mouth every five seconds after getting a chemistry equation wrong.
The sad part is the chemistry equation was actually a "hole". The wrong hole.
Dont worry, usually the Hutchbag hasnt even found this hole, although he looks frequently on himself, not knowing its on the opposite sex.
Hutchbag's are the prodigies to the Hutch Rocket.
by David the Native February 15, 2008