hutch

a crazy jersey dude-guy dick. gets overzealous when playing intermural sports. makes fun of freshman for no reason. needs to put a shirt on.

Dude 1: dude! you missed that rebound!what the fuck?!?! i'm gonna fucking pop a cap in your ass then throw the body in the river!

Dude 2: dude. . . calm down, stop being such a hutch.

by hotfrosh October 12, 2009

starsky and hutch

Stupid ass movie that Ben Stiller is in to bring his acting career back with. Sometimes refered to as 'That stupid movie with Ben Stiller'. Also, a term to mean smaking a chick in her head so she sees stars and then putting her in a hutch

"That bitch was teethin so I Starsky and Hutched her.

by Michaellee33 April 4, 2005

D Hutch

A fat man baby who is addicted to heroin. He also has Moobs aka Man Boobs.

Have you ever seen a D Hutch NOT on disability?

by truthbetoldbyme January 29, 2010

Morgan Hutch

Gaming goddess that's also a lesbian. Sorry fellas.

Let's squad up with a Morgan Hutch.

by Dmadd406 June 10, 2025

Pull a Hutch

To completely transform your physical appearance. To pull a Hutch is to loose a substantial amount of weight and keep it off for years to come. Pulling a Hutch improves your physical and mental capabilities.

I needed to transform my life for the better, so I pulled a hutch.

I got serious about my appearance and mental state, so I pulled a Hutch.

I stepped on the scale and immediately began to pull a hutch.

I pulled a Hutch and hot girls started to talk to me.

by Streetcred23 March 18, 2023

Dusty Hutch

Refers to old lady bits (genetalia) This is a generic term that spans all old women.

(walking in a crowd of older folks) Oh, there goes another dusty hutch!

by Sassy Chick September 22, 2012

Hutch

An internet figure from Maine who engagements in long-winded rants about hockey. Often times they reference Louisville or Tamer Afr. Comments rarely stay on topic, with multiple people, teams, and leagues used to describe a common topic.

Joe - "I think Hartford should have an NHL team because Quad City had an AHL team who moved from Omaha which was then in Abbotsford, not unlike Louisville.
Todd - "Wow, you pulled a Hutch!

by Out in left field July 31, 2012