Hung like an acorn

Meaning that a penis is so small, that it has the resemblance of an acorn on an oak tree, like a small bulb when it hangs off the body.

Hey, Do you know Seth?, well apparently all the girls say he's hung like an acorn!

by pwnstar76 March 25, 2010

Hung like a Greek God

A veiled insult. Most statues of Greek Gods showed Greek Gods with small penises.

"Hey Larry, I heard Athena Makos told me all the girls in the Greek part of town said that you were hung like A Greek God."

Larry: Tell them I said "Thanks".

by Ollie Churpuzzi June 3, 2016

Hung like a Wasp

Guy with a tiny Knob!

"He was hung like a wasp, it was like throwing a nail into a cave"

by Big Dan the Man November 3, 2006

Hung like Mr. Chow

A guy who's hung like a fruit-fly, e.g., like Mr. Chow, from the Hangover movies.

My cousin Popo's relationships always end in disaster because he's hung like Mr. Chow.

by aikiman January 25, 2012

Hung Like A Horse

Big ass dick

Damn! That nigga is hung like a horse!

by SluttyTeen14 March 31, 2015

Hung like a donut

When a female possesses that A1 pussy. This phrase is similar to when a male is said to be ''hung like a donkey''.

First used by Morgana Robinson playing Natalie Cassidy on the British TV-show '8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown' in 2018.

Girl 1: ''Girl, I'm so sad. He'll never come back!''
Girl 2: ''Don't worry about that. You're hung like a donut, he'll be back in no time!''

by causeimalwaysright July 14, 2018

Hung like a man

To have an average sized penis. from 5-9 inches, followed by hung like a horse, preceded by insults

"I thought he'd be tiny, but he was hung like a man!; Its nothing special, but its more fun than before"

by Ben W. who is hung like a man February 2, 2008