"...it would be an exceptional invention; it would be the only rational being, the only one capable of worshiping the Creator, of erecting temples in his honour, of waging dreadfully murderous wars in his name..."
-La Creation-
---an engineer angel presenting blueprints of 'human' to the Creator---
-La Creation-
---an engineer angel presenting blueprints of 'human' to the Creator---
'I mean, we're only human beings -- and what's a human being? A weak, ugly, sinful creature, born that way, rotten in his bones -- so humility is the one virtue he ought to practice. He ought to spend his life on his knees, begging to be forgiven for his dirty existence. When a man thinks he's good -- that's when he's rotten. Pride is the worst of all sins, no matter what he's done.'
-Ayn Rand-
-Ayn Rand-
by daftydaft February 21, 2009
A human is something that should never mention Edward, Jacob, Bella, or Twilight or I will dickslap you so hard your face will fall off into a vat of acid.
by Brandemic August 13, 2010
by psuedonymoys June 28, 2017
by Crapper McGee March 28, 2004
1) A member of the Homo-sapien race.
2) Something that people criticise for flaws despite them being one themselves to make themselves feel superior to others.
2) Something that people criticise for flaws despite them being one themselves to make themselves feel superior to others.
1)
Alien 1: What is that over there?
Alien 2: That's a human.
2)
Person 1: Humans are extremely stupid.
Person 2: You are one of us, and it's not like you are doing anything productive to improve the human race.
Alien 1: What is that over there?
Alien 2: That's a human.
2)
Person 1: Humans are extremely stupid.
Person 2: You are one of us, and it's not like you are doing anything productive to improve the human race.
by Epicguyof1337 December 08, 2014
by MadMixG June 01, 2014
The worst, most stupid race on planet earth, only a few of their kind have proven to be smart.
Why is humanity so stupid you ask?
Go to these sites and look for yourself:
-youtube.com
-.9gag.com
-facebook.com
-stupidhumans.org
Why is humanity so stupid you ask?
Go to these sites and look for yourself:
-youtube.com
-.9gag.com
-facebook.com
-stupidhumans.org
1) Wow, i have lost all faith in humanity.
2) The internet is the place where we see that humanity is fucked.
2) The internet is the place where we see that humanity is fucked.
by MutsKun November 08, 2016