Hormonal

1. Effected by ones hormones especially when causing mood changes and/or sexual desire/arousal

2. Anything related to hormones

Parent: Son why are you acting so hormonal control yourself and stop getting enraged and acting perverted

16 year old: But I’m a man I can’t help but be impulsive and salacious!

by DiscipleOfGod October 13, 2020

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Hurricane Hormones

A term for the slew of hormones that affect one's mind and body during puberty, often compelling them to do certain things, including delinquency, masturbation, and hiding hamburgers in your ceiling. Term coined by youtuber Brendaniel.

Hurricane Hormones compelled me to jack off again, fuck this puberty.

by Garfibromyalgia March 14, 2022

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Hormones

Rats

Max: Idk why but I’ve been thinking a lot about relationships recently

Ryan: same

Max: I’m gonna choose to blame it on hormones tho

Ryan: ya hormones are rats

by Myuiadravenx July 25, 2018

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hormone id system

when humans are able to tell what hormones someone is transmitting through interaction.

The hormone id system had the political aide thinking everyone wanted to shake his hand.

by Coop Dupe June 17, 2018

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Retarded-Hormonal-Monkey

A person, generally male, who preys on younger girls with an external intent of love and caring but with the hidden motive of sex. This person generally doesn't understand the feelings of females and when tries to comprehend may need to dump the girl, or perform a sexual act with another girl to rebuild his self-esteem

Girl 1: Hey I got with this guy the other day, he's so sweet and caring.
Girl 2: If I were you, I'd dump him right now, everyone knows he's a retarded-hormonal-monkey!

by TheLegendThatBe October 8, 2011

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Hormonal Backfire

The guilt you feel after ejaculation if you let your hormones take over your rationalization skills and you become really dirty-minded towards someone else in which there's something to regret afterwards.

Jamal: Dude I sent nudes to Jessica and I felt scared later
Mike: Sounds to me like hormonal backfire

by KoolDashKid November 25, 2017

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