h-e-double hockey sticks

a way to say hell in front of adults

what the....oh, hi mrs.applebottom! what the h-e-double hockey sticks?!?!?

by crazyweirdo January 17, 2009

honkey nut

A term used in Western Australia as an alternative to "gumnut". Describes the woody nut or seed pod of the gum tree, specifically the gumnuts of the marri tree "Eucalyptus callophylla". Useful for throwing at enemies or friends and family.

Let's throw honkey nuts at the smelly kid.

by gumbyhonkey November 3, 2008

horse hockey

1 horse excrement

2. nonsense

(See also horseshit)

We don't care about any of this horse hockey, tell it to someone who cares.

by Light Joker March 16, 2005

Field Hockey Body

A figure a female attains after a couple years of training for and playing field hockey. They build just enough muscle to achieve a perfect ass, perfect legs and usually have no fat on them at all. The only downside is they usually lack just a bit in breast size, but they compensate greatly elsewhere. Most (not all) girls who play the sport end up like this and perfect specimens of this are by far the hottest girls in the school (at least at mine).

Most of them play lacrosse in the spring, simply to maintain their figure.

Guy1: Damn that girl is fucking gorgeous.

Guy2: Yea she plays field hockey, her ass was sculpted by the hands of God. Typical example of a nice Field Hockey Body.

by lemonade/icedtea January 19, 2010

Hockey-slap

Some sort of sexual reference. Can be used to replace anything dirty or a threat, but with a funny connotation.

"If you don't watch it I'll hockey-slap you so hard you'll forget your name."

by onaboat April 19, 2009

Hockey player smile

A threat meaning to knock someone's teeth out. Hockey players commonly get pushed around and loose teeth over the years.

John, you ever touch my sister again, ill give you a hockey player smile.

by kingsir1 June 24, 2013

Honkey nut war

A honkey nut war is a playground term used in Western Australia to describe when children collect as many honkey nut's as possible and throw them at each other. It is usually "every man for himself" though can be played with teams. Most teachers frown upon honkey nut throwing and will give detentions to those caught.

"A honkey nut war broke out in the play ground today around the big tree. "

"ITS A HONKEY NUT WAR!!!!"

by waboy April 26, 2015