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Homiesexual

When you straight for your homie.
“Let’s be homiesexuals together
Yeah bro
by °✿ Binch ✿° August 24, 2019
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Homiesexual

When you do sexual things with the bois and it’s constant
“I did something with Cody but it’s all good cause we are Homiesexual”
by Prespenguin November 16, 2019
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Homiesexual

When you're in a relationship with your "homies", but it is not gay. As they are you're homie.
Person 1: isn't that gay?
Person 2: nah bro we've been friends for 5 years. Its just homiesexual
by MaeBing October 15, 2020
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Homiesexual

Homiesexual is the term used when two or more bros in a group have unanimously agreed that all other parties are cute and/or hot.
This can be a group of Males,Females, Nonbinaries, or mix of people. It just has to be a unanimous thought.
Ex:
Jared is laying his head on his best bro Matt’s shoulder.

Random kid: “HEY! That’s pretty gay!”
Jared & Matt: No it’s not, it’s HOMIESEXUAL.

“I have a group of Homiesexuals I like to hang out with.”
by InsomniaKing October 6, 2019
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Homiesexual

When you wanna keep a good relation ship with your bros but sometimes you have to do some border line gay shit.
“You bro can you rub my thigh

Yeah sure bro I’m homiesexual”
by Taint slayer May 16, 2019
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Homiesexual

Person one: let's have sex
Person two: k
Person one: it's homiesexual
by HomiesexualMan123 December 15, 2020
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Homiesexual

This is a sexuality defined by being in love with the homies. Examples include group hugs in the shower, tucking in and kissing the homies goodnight, and talking about your feelings with the homies. It is not homo, as the last o is replaced with an IE, ie. not gay.

The brains of homiesexuals are in line with lifters, gamers, pussy slayers of all kind, and their actions are reminiscent of medieval kings and great Roman emperors. Homiesexuals assert that wearing socks is a key difference between being a homie and a homo. Homosexuality is also polyamorous, as to make sure all the boys get loved equally. This differentiates it from bromance, which are monogamous, though bromancers and homiesexuals have a lot of overlap, as they both say no homo after each and every sentence. Scientists such as myself believe that this homiesexuality is the next step for mankind as high levels of serotonin and dopamine have been found in their brains after "vibing with the lads".
Fucking homos!
Ayy no gay shit bro, we just homiesexual.
Straight up only the boys, no homo, full homie.
by Spumbag 257 December 10, 2020
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