token hire

Unqualified minority brought on board by a company hoping to provide the appearance of racial diversity in its workforce.

Although she was widely known to be incompetent, Youlanda was sometimes able to find work as a token hire.

by Saw It Happen July 28, 2010

himedere

Himedere is a portmanteau of the Japanese words hime (meaning princess), and deredere (meaning lovey dovey). This type of character is one who has traits that remind the viewer of a stereotypical, snooty princess (whether or not they actually are one). Still, they have the capacity for love and friendship, and often will soften over time, learning a valuable lesson in the process.

While there are many different himedere characters throughout anime and manga, here are ten that represent many of the different qualities that the character type can possess

by Ievgen B April 16, 2018

Hirudinea Chutiyae

This is the scientific name of a creature that forms a parasitic relationship with female humans. It causes trauma to the female because of its intense insecurities. The characteristic trait of this organism is toxic masculinity and being a raging hypocrite and blames its own faults on the female because it doesn't have the balls to admit its own flaws, come to terms with it and then work on it. For eg. it will slut-shame the female while cheating on its own partner. Common names include Kritik, Kchutiya. Very difficult to get rid of but once done, survivors have often said "life feels like the feeling you'd get if you were around Harry Styles all the time".

"Hey did you get rid of Hirudinea Chutiyae that was in your system?"
"YES! MY LIFE COULD NOT BE BETTER!!! Kritik didn't deserve a single second of my time. The toxic mannerless asshole"

by FeministCheeseCube September 4, 2020

Hire harold

A saying used for when you need some help, usually in the game "Farming Simulator"

A term originally used by the YouTuber BILLSTMAXX in his Farm Sim Saturday Series

I'm gonna hire Harold to get some work done.

by pumpedrowdy February 9, 2023

Heredia

One of the most uncommon and hard to pronounce last names ever invented. (hard to pronounce for complete retards) Anyone with this last name is doomed to a lifetime of having their last name mispronounced when taking attendance because the earth is made up of mostly retarded people.

"Her... herd... How's your last name pronounced?"

"Heredia!"

"Oh..."

by crazyjungledude February 23, 2009

hared out

Expression describing cowardice, using the idiomatic description of wildly and frantically hopping away, essentially suddenly disappearing.

Yeah, that crazy-ass muthafucka hared out before I could even ask him his name.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 2, 2019

Liar Liar, Plants for Hire

A thing Patrick Star said instead of "Liar Liar, Pants on Fire" in an episode of Spongebob Squarepants when Patrick ate a candy bar then thought he'd lost it, then blamed it on Spongebob and said the line.

Patrick: Liar Liar, Plants for Hire
Spongebob: It's pants on fire Patrick
Patrick: Well you would know, liar

by UrbanlyDictionistic October 28, 2021