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Herbert Moon

A extremely racist character from the popular western themed video game, Red Dead Redemption.

He constantly talks in third person.

He can be located in a town called armadillo, he runs the general store.

Please note that said general store does NOT sell his famous
"Jew Traps".
"I don't like Jews. Or colored folk. Or natives, now that you mention it...I bet you like Catholics. Can't stand them either. Nor women, Fabians, Socialists, homosexuals, Asians, or British."

— Quote from Herbert Moon

Herbert Moon may be found randomly fighting Native Americans in the forest. This usually ends with him getting shot.

Herbert usually shouts "I'm Herbert Mooooooon!!!" Whenever appropriate. To him, anyway. These occasions include, but are not limited to:

Being robbed

Threatened at knife/gunpoint

While burning to death

After catching you cheating at poker.
by InhumanTerror June 1, 2011
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YOUR WORD HERE

(Damn, you must be really bored.)
The sample text on an Urban Dictionary T-Shirt that you can customize and put a word on. There is a picture of an Urban Dictionary shirt under the like and dislike buttons. The caption sais

"The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you."
John - "Yo, what word should I put on my Urban Dictionary shirt?"
Brendon - "You should put YOUR WORD HERE so it looks exactly like the picture. By the way, your mom has cancer."
by Yafloozy March 1, 2017
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