knight's helmet

When you rest your balls on someone's forehead, then run your shaft down the middle of their face.

Cindy was feeling vulnerable and requested the protection of the knight's helmet from Mark.

by Can you WooWooWoo?! May 8, 2022

Nordick Helmet

An evolutionary predecessor to the teabag. One is Nordick Helmetted by "allowing" (most often because of extreme intoxication) another man to place his testicles on the forehead and run his outstretched schlong down the bridge of the nose so as to achieve the classic Nordic Viking warrior helmet look.

Did you know clint is a prince in Scandinavia? Yeah, he was knighted in the traditional Nordick Helmet manner last night after bar close. Lucky guy...

by Leaf Aaricson February 2, 2009

army helmet

When your just a tip and dont have a penis just a tip.

Gary pulled down his pants after swimming and everyone saw his army helmet and laughed at him.

by HazenCory January 11, 2008

Helmet Smashing

The act of two circumcised males banging their penises together tip to tip

Hamilton and Chubb went into the woods to do a little docking, but to their dismay neither of them had a foreskin, so instead they engaged in a spirited bout of helmet smashing.

by theHamSlice June 2, 2010

Glazed Helmet

When dragging your cock out of a chick you've been long-dickin for an hour your cock/helmet is power smudged with pussy cum. Your dome-piece looks like a "glazed helmet."

Man, I was bare backin the shit out of this hose hound and couldn't cum. I finally pulled out my glazed helmet and said sorry, I can't cum, where's your shower, I have to rinse off this glazed helmet!

by RZdonks December 29, 2009

Helmet Kink

When you have a crush on person or a character from a movie or arc who wears a helmet and never or did show there face before for example

The Mandalorian,TRON,Etc

“Sho is your character crush”

“Well I have a helmet kink so I’ll say TRON”

by cooky_milkis18 November 12, 2020

Stupid helmet

The stupid helmet is a headgear, preferably a Packers - helmet, one is made to wear when a jury of friends find one of their peers guilty of comitting an act of stupidity. It originates from That 70's Show and is indeed the greatest mark of shame there is.

Defendant, you were caught toilet papering my sister's car. As this car also belongs to me, I find you guilty of committing stupidity. According to the traditions of our reverred law, you must be punished to its full extent. This means the Stupid Helmet.

by HelpMeCatchMyPig! March 24, 2011