The act of having ones penis wrapped in chains that are tied to a buddies muddin truck. The driver then proceeds to throttle on and off in a way that the truck moves to and fro whilst pleasing the chained individual.
"Hey Jimbo, hook these chains to your big 'ol super duty hitch and gimme a Hillbilly Dick Tug for me wouldja?"
by SgtDanger October 1, 2011
Get the Hillbilly Dick Tug mug.Similar to a redneck but less drunk and obnoxious, nor imbred. See, our trucks are for getting around and exploring the mountains on the back roads, redneck trucks are eye candy that is more expensive than what is reasonable for there income.
Hillbillies are not ignorant, and some may even have education.
Redneck idiots knock up there 2nd cousins and the result is a child with physical and mental illness, whereas hillbillies wear a condom.
Simple. Why complicate shituff.
Rednecks waste 20 bucks on a 12 pack, whereas we spend 20 bucks on sugar and yeast and end up with hooch for 2 for weeks.
Some people call us cheap, but a more hillbilly way of saying that is called thrifty or financially savy.
Opinionated, but these opinions derived from observation and experience.
Not all of us are yanks, some of us are canuckleheads. Our home and native land, eh.
When something is jerry rigged or put together creatively out of other things, it is a hillbilly rig.
Hillbillies are not ignorant, and some may even have education.
Redneck idiots knock up there 2nd cousins and the result is a child with physical and mental illness, whereas hillbillies wear a condom.
Simple. Why complicate shituff.
Rednecks waste 20 bucks on a 12 pack, whereas we spend 20 bucks on sugar and yeast and end up with hooch for 2 for weeks.
Some people call us cheap, but a more hillbilly way of saying that is called thrifty or financially savy.
Opinionated, but these opinions derived from observation and experience.
Not all of us are yanks, some of us are canuckleheads. Our home and native land, eh.
When something is jerry rigged or put together creatively out of other things, it is a hillbilly rig.
I stepped into his shower and he had hillbilly rigged a lawn sprinkler to the pipe as a shower head. True story
I had to hillbilly rig 3 fucked stereos together to get sound from the speakers.
I had to hillbilly rig 3 fucked stereos together to get sound from the speakers.
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Someone from Arkansaw with an altered perception of sexual relations, female may wear pants as opposed to male counterpart; may also describe someone with poor money management skills.
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Jasper couldn't afford real drugs so he went down to the local meth lab and picked up a couple grams of hillbilly crack.
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Frank was passed over for the promotion because he has hillbillian tendencies in his personal life.
Frank was passed over for the promotion because he has hillbillian tendencies in his personal life.
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