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hampton illinois

full of toxic ass people also it’s so small it’s considered a village. someone named bryce keith loves there and makes it a living hell. there’s nothing to do but go to a gas station called porters :/
by ben sober November 9, 2021
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Hampton Beach Handshake

An alternate name for "The Shocker," for those who find it enjoyable, rather than shocking.
"I wasn't very optimistic about that date, but he ended up giving me a Hampton Beach Handshake, so I'm seeing him again on Friday."
by MD711 December 23, 2021
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Hampton School

Hampton (aka local yam farm) is an all girls' school located in St. Elizabeth, the girls there are extremely loyal, smart, funny, great listeners, well mannered and nice young ladies, we do not give bun, but on special occasions we may give cocobread, brown bread, and fruitcake. Munro mandem cannot get enough of hamptonians.
For example:
Munro boy: OH MY GOD what a gyal nice, she muss guh a hampton school. i want her fr.

Munro boy #2: rass yk seh shi have 5 man doe

Munro boy: i can be number 6 fr.
by Itsnovaistg January 4, 2023
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Hampton Terrace Hotel

was the largest wooden structure in the world when it was built in 1903, a luxurious winter holiday destination for rich Americans, that burned to the ground on New Years Eve 1916, miraculously causing zero fatalities, due to it being in the off-season. Can be referenced when describing someone or something with such promise that success is almost guaranteed, but the unthinkable happens and causes it to fail. Similar in tone to the "unsinkable" Titanic, but different because although the Hampton Terrace Hotel no longer exists, its surrounding city and community are given a second chance for greatness.
Reminiscent of the ill-fated Hampton Terrace Hotel, the talented high school basketball player that so recently signed to play in the NBA suffered a near-fatal spinal cord injury last night that has surely cost him his athletic career; perhaps he can recover enough to discover new talents that will bring him a life of greatness.
by Tostito_Mo May 29, 2023
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gabriel hampton

he is literally the best person in the whole world and in the whole universe. he is always always always kind to girls and makes them feel appreciated. he's a little shy but he's the kind of guy that all the girls in elementary school were in love with. simply fantastic.
girl 1 : who is that guy?
girl 2 : he is GABRIEL HAMPTON.
girl 1 : omg he is so ejxheksbzhd
by <3 Bonnie <3 March 16, 2021
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Cheesy Hampton

A cheesy hampton is usually suffered by teenage blokes. They wake in the morning after dreaming about shagging some tart (or bloke) only to find they have stale sperm trapped around their dicks. Hampton Wick is a suburb in London, it is Cockney ryhming slang for Dick. Hence cheesy Hampton.
I say Roger, do you mind awfully and going to the bathroom and have a 'gentleman's wash. I can smell that Cheesy Hampton of yours, and it is fucking stinking out my house. Oh and please do not use my toothbrush whilst washing your pecker. Last time you were here, I had a mouthful of cheese you rotton bastard.
by Britannic May 24, 2009
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drop a hampton

the act of defecating one solid, large, piece of waist.
Oh crap, i have to go drop a hampton for the third time today! I knew i shouldn't have ate all that pizza last night.
by ounze1824 September 1, 2009
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