A bra that is either really comfortable, or doesn't have a painful under wire that digs into your skin.
by I'm a mouse duh September 21, 2016
When a naked man and a dressed woman are having vaginal sex while the males testicles are cradled in the woman's panties like a cup. Everything but the testicles and penis remain outside of the woman's clothes.
by JojoErectedAdventure March 17, 2020
A conditioned achieved when one is so intoxicated that he or she could at any moment pass out in a hammock in the rain, possibly requiring a search party composed of semi-sober underage persons.
Do you know where Justin is?
He was hammock status about an hour ago. We better check the back yard...
He was hammock status about an hour ago. We better check the back yard...
by Lobster Fest 2009 March 05, 2010
Created by the tight sweaty stretch of an expensive tailored shirt across a senior banker's sagging belly, providing support to his ageing mass of pale champagne swilling, steak gorging, wine tasting, late night lap-dancing, zero exercise midriff flab. A testament to his lavish lifestyle, his banker's hammock will often be luxuriously paraded around the office, framed between a pair of red braces and will commonly be placed ceremoniously upon his desk as a symbol of his ego and self-importance.
As in: "Look at that fat cat's enormous banker's hammock! He must be a proper big cheese!"
Or: "I better hit the gym - I'm starting to get a banker's hammock and I'm still an analyst!"
Or: "I can smell that man's banker's hammock from here."
Or: "I better hit the gym - I'm starting to get a banker's hammock and I'm still an analyst!"
Or: "I can smell that man's banker's hammock from here."
by Horndog42 August 05, 2010
by penisy December 05, 2009
Those hammer style pants. The ones with the saggy bit round the bum. They look like they are their to catch your shite when you have a drunken accident.
by Rubix crude November 28, 2010
The act of having sex between two trees(specifically very close to each other) where the women wraps her hands behind one tree and the man leans his back on the other and lifting her legs around him thus resembling the shape of a hammock
hey did you guys hear about chad? he took his girlfriend out into the woods last night and gave her an australian hammock!
by DixonCiderBut January 28, 2021