Sack Hammock

A holster for a bulls testicular sack during castration. The sack catches the testicles upon removal allowing for clean and safe transport of said testicles.

Farmer: Thank God for this sack hammock or I'd be picking up these nuts off the ground with my hand.

by boneless canary May 25, 2009

Clam Hammock

The Lady verison of a banana hammock,

dude look at that clam hammock

eww i see seepage

by penisy December 5, 2009

Crap Hammock

Those hammer style pants. The ones with the saggy bit round the bum. They look like they are their to catch your shite when you have a drunken accident.

What d'ya think of my MC Hammer pants?

Why they're an awesome crap hammock!

by Rubix crude November 30, 2010

banker's hammock

Created by the tight sweaty stretch of an expensive tailored shirt across a senior banker's sagging belly, providing support to his ageing mass of pale champagne swilling, steak gorging, wine tasting, late night lap-dancing, zero exercise midriff flab. A testament to his lavish lifestyle, his banker's hammock will often be luxuriously paraded around the office, framed between a pair of red braces and will commonly be placed ceremoniously upon his desk as a symbol of his ego and self-importance.

As in: "Look at that fat cat's enormous banker's hammock! He must be a proper big cheese!"

Or: "I better hit the gym - I'm starting to get a banker's hammock and I'm still an analyst!"

Or: "I can smell that man's banker's hammock from here."

by Horndog42 August 5, 2010

Boob Hammock

A bra that is either really comfortable, or doesn't have a painful under wire that digs into your skin.

"I just bought this new lace Boob Hammock from Victoria's Secret, and it is so comfortable

by I'm a mouse duh September 20, 2016

Pantie Hammock

When a naked man and a dressed woman are having vaginal sex while the males testicles are cradled in the woman's panties like a cup. Everything but the testicles and penis remain outside of the woman's clothes.

“I executed a pantie hammock with Jessica after school”

by JojoErectedAdventure March 17, 2020

Head Hammock

A normal bed pillow place behind a females head while the male is in the dominant postion (sitting on her chest) during oral sex. Then grabbing the pillow's four corners with both hands one can use the head hammock to work the females head during oral negotiaions.

Sweatheart was tired of me pulling on her ears during oral so I placed her head in the head hammock and let'er rip.

It's a Hammock for Heads and.... a Hammock for Head!!!

by TheNewVanStu November 22, 2011