halotoesis

a man or woman's breath after sucking on someone else's or their own feet/foot.

Your man comes home from work and tries to kiss you. You get a whiff of his breath and pull away saying, "WTF did you eat?" Well instead of the box lunch he went for the HoeToe sandwich and has a serious case of HaloTOEsis. Him and his funky foot fetish. GROSS!! Gives a whole new meaning to putting "a foot in your mouth". Everybody beware this kind of activity can lead to Athlete's Mouth.

by Mobetta November 14, 2013

holitosis

Derived from the word halitosis ( chronic bad breath ). Holitosis refers to any other foul smelling Orifice on the human body but is generally used to describe a foul smelling vagina.

When we started to mess around...I noticed her halitosis was so bad I didn't want to kiss her.... so I immediately put my head between her legs and her holitosis made me vomit.

by LemmeF1ndOut April 2, 2022

Reverse-hayleyosis

A phenomenon where a person's facebook leads to underestimation of said person's looks, normally through the use of poor photos. Opposite to Hayleyosis.

"Hey do you think Tom's hot?"
*Checks facebook*

"He's alright, not great I suppose"
"He doesn't take a great photo, but i promise he's hot! He's got reverse-hayleyosis!"

by Anonymous at Warwick February 11, 2015