hairyassment 

When u harass a coworker by mooning them your hairy ass

That was hairyassment Carl!

hairyassment by EMAGE85 February 27, 2015

fucking asshole dipshit with funky hair

an asshole from New York with funky ass braids in his hair, thinking he's cool..

hes also very sexy ;)

Matt, you're such a fucking asshole dipshit with funky hair!

fucking asshole dipshit with funky hair by who needs to know? May 7, 2005

fucking asshole dipshit with funky hair

a jackass who puts braids in his hair and thinks hes cool..

hes also really sexy ;)

YOU JACKASS! YOU'RE ACTING LIKE MATT:a fucking asshole dipshit with funky hair!

fucking asshole dipshit with funky hair by who needs to know? May 7, 2005

asshole hair 

A little black brown or blonde piece of hair around your fart box. May have a little sprinkle of poo attached to it. Can be curly and long. Also used to describe Anyone named Blake Cooper

Blake Cooper is such an asshole hair !

asshole hair by Captain taint lick May 28, 2017

Asshole hair 

The hair you realized you had while you where masturbating ,shitting ,or while reading this definition.

Joe: i realized something the other day.
Tim: yeah, what was it?
Joe: that I have asshole hair.
Tim: your just realizing that!?

Asshole hair by MonkeyShitter June 13, 2018

twidle my asshole hairs 

This is when you use a twiser to remove your asshole hairs.

im gonna twidle my asshole hairs

twidle my asshole hairs by ladybird234 February 27, 2024