Oh, the joys of Habbo! Don't ya just love it? Perves trying to find out where you live, 9 year old noobs, crap moderators, the swearing filter... its all so wonderful!
Let me share some of my wisdom with you.
Perverts: Far, far to many. You can't walk in a room without someone going a/s/l?
all the time. Litrally, when I went on habbo to see if it had got any better (hell no), I saw 5 perves asking people where they lived in a
fucking day. Don't trust anyone on Habbo. Perves! The lot of them!
Noobs: Yeah. You walk straight into Habbo hotel (with 2 crappy cars
in the car park) and all you can hear is 'omg ur so hot
wanna go out?'. Well, unless all of a sudden people find 3cm tall pixelated charchters hot, I'm pretty sure its fucked up.
Furni: If you don't have any 'good' furrni, don't expect ANY friends. Ok? Either cough up $50 for coins or you might as well delete your habbo.
Language filter: Ok, I
understand wanting to block it, considering they pay so much less attention they have 9 year olds on their game. But, come ON. Bobba. For fucks sake, BOBBA. Is that the best they can fucking do? Yup, thats right kids, you swear on habbo, it will appear as BOBBA. And also, even if their part of other words, they wont let that through either. Eg. essex will become esBobba. Retarded.
Thats only a few things that show you Habbo is frickin' gay.
Perv: Hi!
some faggot: Hi!
Perv:
Whats your name?
fag: I'm not allowed to give it out.
Perv: Ok, I'll keep all my furni to myself.
Fag: Oh, wait! Its Johnny. Johnny Smith.
Perv: Ok, Johnny. Where do you live?
Johnny: I can't give that out either!
Perv: I'll give you credits.
John: Oh, ok, (some bullshit place here).
Perv: Ok!
News: 9 year old Johnny was raped and killed yesterday evening. All the investigators could find was a
conversation on Johnny's pc...
Noob1: hi ur so h0t wanna go out
Noob2: yeah i luv u babe lets get mari3d
Noob1: ok!
Half an hour later
Noob2: its not
working out
Noob1: omg no please dont leave i luv u plzzzzzzzzzzzz
Some kid: Wahhhh I need a mommy
Some other kid: ill be ur mommy!
They get to the Mommy's home
kid1: oh wait i dont wanna be ur kid no more u aint got no furni
kid2: no please dont leave i need u :(
Habbo Hotel is retarded.