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greasy feel

When someone's body composition has a higher percentage of grease than water.
Look at Frankie Belluci, that guy's got a greasy feel.
by horsecheese101 April 7, 2015
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Greasy Varesi

When an extremely short male receives an unearned promotion at his place of employment. The promotion is achieved by letting other male bosses perform sex acts on his anus. It should be noted that said person may also be the pivot man in a circle jerk due to their small size. People promoted through the "greasy varesi" method are easy to spot because they have recieved so much semen to the face that they smear it into their hair in the shape of a faux hawk.
How in the world did Addison get promoted? I dunno Stella but the rumor is it was a greasy varesi.
by SilkyMeatloaf July 21, 2019
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Greasy cow

by Getrekt_123 June 10, 2018
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greasy taco

Shahid Khan, who is also known as "NaughtyBoy." 😷
"Hey, do you know that guy who kidnapped 1/5 of One Direction?"
"Yeah, I know that greasy taco. I sure hope he doesn't eat Zayn!"
by Freya Hemmings May 17, 2015
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Greasy Nig

Any individual of african descent who sweats frequently and profusely. And smells like feces, rotting flesh, etc.
Jamal: Yo dowg, you smell dat shit?

Tyrese: Yo nigga thats me!

Jamal: You are one greasy nig!
by Bobbeh carlos March 1, 2014
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Greasy hair

Me: Joe you have some greasy hair

Joe: *angry face*
by Hahahahgreasy December 5, 2019
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Greasy sand

Also known as "moist sand". It's the act of digging a hole in a pile of sand (like on the beach etc.) taking a shit in the said hole and covering it with sand. It can be used like a trap or just for fun.

...also mixing sand with grease...that works too... even tho I don't know why you would do that.
-"Man, I was on the beach yesterday and I had to take a big dump but there was no potty around so I dug a hole and done my business."

-"...Ah yes, the GREASY SAND..."
by MoodyMcMoodguy October 8, 2019
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