by THE Greasy Cucumber February 18, 2017
When an extremely short male receives an unearned promotion at his place of employment. The promotion is achieved by letting other male bosses perform sex acts on his anus. It should be noted that said person may also be the pivot man in a circle jerk due to their small size. People promoted through the "greasy varesi" method are easy to spot because they have recieved so much semen to the face that they smear it into their hair in the shape of a faux hawk.
by SilkyMeatloaf July 22, 2019
"Hey, do you know that guy who kidnapped 1/5 of One Direction?"
"Yeah, I know that greasy taco. I sure hope he doesn't eat Zayn!"
"Yeah, I know that greasy taco. I sure hope he doesn't eat Zayn!"
by Freya Hemmings May 16, 2015
Any individual of african descent who sweats frequently and profusely. And smells like feces, rotting flesh, etc.
by Bobbeh carlos February 23, 2014
by Hahahahgreasy December 05, 2019
Also known as "moist sand". It's the act of digging a hole in a pile of sand (like on the beach etc.) taking a shit in the said hole and covering it with sand. It can be used like a trap or just for fun.
...also mixing sand with grease...that works too... even tho I don't know why you would do that.
...also mixing sand with grease...that works too... even tho I don't know why you would do that.
-"Man, I was on the beach yesterday and I had to take a big dump but there was no potty around so I dug a hole and done my business."
-"...Ah yes, the GREASY SAND..."
-"...Ah yes, the GREASY SAND..."
by MoodyMcMoodguy October 09, 2019