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GOTCH

Guy On The couCH

n. That friend that "crashed" on your couch a party a while back and never left it.
"Who is that?"
"Oh him? That's so-in-so, he's been sleeping on the couch for 2 weeks now.
"Oh, you have a gotch too?
by FriendWithAGOTCH December 30, 2009
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Gotcha Suckas!

Taken from the movie "Bowfinger", it's the moment in the movie where the good guy gives a gesture of triumpant defiance to the bad guys who have lost or are just about to lose.
"Peace!" - Will Smith launching a nuclear bomb on the aliens in ID4.

"You're terminated f**ker!" - Sarah Conner killing Terminator in Terminator 1.

"Hail to the King, baby!" - Bruce Campbell after killing a deadite at the end of Army of Darkness
by R. Kemp July 12, 2005
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Gotcha Bitch

What will happen when Kajetokun decides that he wants to. He may be facing the wrong way but regardless you will become gotten and his bitch. Speculations exist that Chuck Norris abandoned him as a child fearing his power. This is in fact false as Kajetokun birthed a secret army of Bruce Lee's providing a much more powerful spawn. Also, his power level is over 9000 and his balls are NOT inert.

Dangerous under all circumstances!
Hey man, you want to go get some ice cream?

Sounds tantalizing, let's go! Oh my god wha... "GOTCHA BITCH!"

*Timothy tries to run*

"Do it Faggot!"

Billy no!! "GOTCHA BITCH!"
by BallsRinert May 20, 2009
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godchurch

some crap jake paul made up with illegals and some dumb girl for views with a rented Lamborghini
merch selling like a godchurch
by ihatejakepaul July 7, 2017
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gotchkees

Long underwear, or long johns used to keep you warm
I wore my gotchkees today because it was freezing outside!
by Joe Cukie January 11, 2009
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godchurch

n.and just dropped some new merch and it's selling like a GODCHURCH
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godchurch

some stupid stuff jake paul said no one really knows what it means
and i just dropped some new merch and it’s selling like a godchurch
by 1trash October 9, 2017
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