Garbage On Retention for Posperity; business & finance term, used by auditors, IT, finance; used in big audit & consulting firms from 1980s to 2000s. used as "miscellaneous" category for backup data provided for later reference.
by 3LionsG May 2, 2018
by snehvit February 1, 2016
Dork. In the early 1980s, the word Gorp was used in some instances for a person now known as a dork. Usually only reserved for adolescent boys in the awkward stage. Also thought of as an uncool person that can’t get a girlfriend due to his goofy-ness.
by WX Man March 6, 2020
Person #1: Do you think you will be able to make it to the football game?
Person #2: Nah, I'm trying to gorp this omelette rn
Person #1: Oh shit, I think I might join in
Person #2: Nah, I'm trying to gorp this omelette rn
Person #1: Oh shit, I think I might join in
by Anoymous Number 1 October 1, 2020
to frantically swallow drugs.
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Longer definition
Surreptitious oral ingestion of an entire quantity of illicit narcotics in one's possession is a practice frequently employed as a last resort to avoid apprehension by law enforcement authorities. Frequently, the quantity of chemicals consumed in this manner can pose a significant risk to health or could result in fatality.
Derived from 'Gulp' in how the action is engaged in a single process, and how 'Gorp' is more linguistically pleasing when "Gulping a handful of pills" feels less aesthetically accurate than "Gorping a handful of pills".
This method of ingesting paraphernalia can be employed as either a 'verb' or a 'noun'. In the latter case, it specifically designates the item being ingested by mouth, often referred to as "the gorp" when disposing of illegal substances in this fashion.
Similar to the use of 'keister' in how the action of 'keistering' can also refer to the object being 'keistered'. However, these examples slightly diverge in how the buttocks, specifically the anus, can be referred to as 'the keister', whereas reference to the mouth should include a hyphenated word similar to 'hole' (i.e., a 'gorp-hole').
Caution: The practice of concealing evidence in order to evade possession charges carries a significant and severe level of risk and may result in unintentional overdose and potential fatality.
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Longer definition
Surreptitious oral ingestion of an entire quantity of illicit narcotics in one's possession is a practice frequently employed as a last resort to avoid apprehension by law enforcement authorities. Frequently, the quantity of chemicals consumed in this manner can pose a significant risk to health or could result in fatality.
Derived from 'Gulp' in how the action is engaged in a single process, and how 'Gorp' is more linguistically pleasing when "Gulping a handful of pills" feels less aesthetically accurate than "Gorping a handful of pills".
This method of ingesting paraphernalia can be employed as either a 'verb' or a 'noun'. In the latter case, it specifically designates the item being ingested by mouth, often referred to as "the gorp" when disposing of illegal substances in this fashion.
Similar to the use of 'keister' in how the action of 'keistering' can also refer to the object being 'keistered'. However, these examples slightly diverge in how the buttocks, specifically the anus, can be referred to as 'the keister', whereas reference to the mouth should include a hyphenated word similar to 'hole' (i.e., a 'gorp-hole').
Caution: The practice of concealing evidence in order to evade possession charges carries a significant and severe level of risk and may result in unintentional overdose and potential fatality.
1) as a verb Shit homie, finna gorp this ope right quick. Pig ain't got shit on me player, best bleedat! Bitch still gonna hassle my ass on some poke-ass bullshit though. Sheeit, I got priors.
2) as a noun Bout to num this here gorp right quick. Be cool player, be cool! Just toss it down the gorp-hole and shit gonna c alright.
2) as a noun Bout to num this here gorp right quick. Be cool player, be cool! Just toss it down the gorp-hole and shit gonna c alright.
by x-AssChaplain-x October 29, 2023
A replacement word for anything typically just to make the sentence funnier or if you simply want to confuse people
by AntiBoi July 26, 2023
Paraphrase: Dad: "Hey Girls, Your Mother Just Made Some Fresh Gorp!"
Girls: "Ew! What's ThAAt?"
Dad: "Granola, Oats and Raisins and Peanuts!" *Repeats in a Song Type of Fashion*
Girls: "Ew! What's ThAAt?"
Dad: "Granola, Oats and Raisins and Peanuts!" *Repeats in a Song Type of Fashion*
by DankDefinitions568 May 19, 2016