gorp

Granola, Oats, and Raisins, and Peanuts! As featured in the Jimmy Fallon Skit, EW.

Paraphrase: Dad: "Hey Girls, Your Mother Just Made Some Fresh Gorp!"

Girls: "Ew! What's ThAAt?"

Dad: "Granola, Oats and Raisins and Peanuts!" *Repeats in a Song Type of Fashion*

by DankDefinitions568 May 19, 2016

Gorping It

When someone says something so OUTRAGEOUSLY stupid you can't find a proper word for it.

Alex: The sun is WHITE not YELLOW! My teacher is so dumb

Jay: are you Gorping it right now?

by NovaKrow November 4, 2025

Gorp

To eat food while making the food itself

Person #1: Do you think you will be able to make it to the football game?
Person #2: Nah, I'm trying to gorp this omelette rn
Person #1: Oh shit, I think I might join in

by Anoymous Number 1 October 1, 2020

Gippy Gorp

Farting in the bathtub and snapping at the bubbles with your teeth

You're a gippy gorp

by Bitely bandit February 20, 2021

Gorp

A replacement word for anything typically just to make the sentence funnier or if you simply want to confuse people

What the gorp?(What the hell)
I gorped your mom last night(I fucked your mom last night)

by AntiBoi July 26, 2023

Gorp

Gorp is used as an insult. Mostly used to call someone stupid or smooth brained.

M1 "Man, you really are Gorp sometimes bro."

M2"This is why all of your other friends ghosted you."

by violetplane November 30, 2022

Gorp Miner

Someone who "mines" the good stuff out of the gorp on outdoor trips, leaving nothing but peanuts and raisins. In context, the term "miner" is also used as they are usually eating gorp when their behavior is noticed. Gorp stands for Good Old Raisins and Peanuts. Crap is a more modern term as it stands for Candy, Raisins And Peanuts, though this term is less well know.

"Don't be a gorp miner and just grab a handful, you hoser!

by Shadyme June 24, 2024