gorp

Testicles of an elderly man. Metaphorically refers to dried nuts.

That old perv' got his gorp smashed by Rochelle's knee.

by Alexi.e November 12, 2021

Gorp

A replacement word for anything typically just to make the sentence funnier or if you simply want to confuse people

What the gorp?(What the hell)
I gorped your mom last night(I fucked your mom last night)

by AntiBoi July 26, 2023

Gorp

When you mess up talking so badly that your body stops moving and your brain malfunctions.

Guy 1: "So remember last night you when.. wait.."
Guy 2: "Bro did you just gorp?
Guy 1: "Yeah man I dunno what just happened."

by TherandomMan404 October 04, 2020

gorp

Granola, Oats, and Raisins, and Peanuts! As featured in the Jimmy Fallon Skit, EW.

Paraphrase: Dad: "Hey Girls, Your Mother Just Made Some Fresh Gorp!"

Girls: "Ew! What's ThAAt?"

Dad: "Granola, Oats and Raisins and Peanuts!" *Repeats in a Song Type of Fashion*

by DankDefinitions568 May 19, 2016

GORP

Garbage On Retention for Posperity; business & finance term, used by auditors, IT, finance; used in big audit & consulting firms from 1980s to 2000s. used as "miscellaneous" category for backup data provided for later reference.

don't know how we'll use that information, but let's file it for later reference under "GORP"

by 3LionsG May 02, 2018

Gorp

a sound, often made by dogs as a panic response, typically while falling. It is a sudden spasm of the vocal chords, and is not often made by a dog.

'Gorp!", I exclaimed, while falling.

by urdadsgf44 January 08, 2025

Gorp

The act of trapping a elephants fart in dolphin shit

I gorped that fart and now its sitting on my shelf

by Deeznitz69420 August 20, 2022