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Gorp

When you wanna eat something that isn't edible
"I am gorping right now"
"What are you gorping for?"
"That TV over there, it looks yummy!"
by SimoTx November 18, 2023
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Gorp

Dork. In the early 1980s, the word Gorp was used in some instances for a person now known as a dork. Usually only reserved for adolescent boys in the awkward stage. Also thought of as an uncool person that can’t get a girlfriend due to his goofy-ness.
That kid with all the acne, oily hair, old man clothes and goofy laugh is a real gorp.
by WX Man March 6, 2020
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Gorp

A replacement word for anything typically just to make the sentence funnier or if you simply want to confuse people
What the gorp?(What the hell)
I gorped your mom last night(I fucked your mom last night)
by AntiBoi July 26, 2023
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Gorp Miner

Someone who "mines" the good stuff out of the gorp on outdoor trips, leaving nothing but peanuts and raisins. In context, the term "miner" is also used as they are usually eating gorp when their behavior is noticed. Gorp stands for Good Old Raisins and Peanuts. Crap is a more modern term as it stands for Candy, Raisins And Peanuts, though this term is less well know.
"Don't be a gorp miner and just grab a handful, you hoser!
by Shadyme June 24, 2024
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Gorp curse

Two people get cursed together, once the curse starts it never ends. Once a year on a random date you are forced to jump op the belly of a deceased pregnant woman while the other lays with his mouth opended wide in front of the vagina of the deceased pregnant woman in question. This process is called gorping. You decide the roles by doing rock-paper-scissors for who will lay down with his mouth opened or will preceed to jump on the belly.
After meeting that nasty witch im forever doomed with the gorp curse!
by anonymous July 10, 2025
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Gorp

Gorp is used as an insult. Mostly used to call someone stupid or smooth brained.
M1 "Man, you really are Gorp sometimes bro."

M2"This is why all of your other friends ghosted you."
by violetplane November 30, 2022
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Geep Gorp

A foolish, clueless person who consistently makes poor decisions or acts absurdly without realising it.
Person 1: "Can you believe I spilled my drink again?"
Person 2: "Of course you did, you fucking geep gorp."
by That Hoe Brenda November 27, 2024
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