hand to gland combat

is when you are enjoying a vigorous masterbation session

i am havin a hand to gland combat

by conzilla's big bro March 19, 2009

Hand-To-Gland Combat

A vigorous masturbating session.

by Karlito April 20, 2003

hand to gland combat

1. n. a wank

You: I'm exhausted!
Your mate: Been in a hand to gland combat again then?

by Anonymous January 8, 2003

mctouchin gland disorder

Abbreviated MGD. Affects 1 in 7 billion. Caused by inflamed McTouchin Gland. Symptoms include excessive touching, erections in math class, late assignments in Bio(especially labs), death, and chapped lips due to herpes. Currently no cure.

"Man Kwin your MGD (McTouchin Gland Disorder) is really acting up today, want an alka-seltzer?"

by cavs5 June 12, 2014

Tête de gland

French-Canadian expression meaning “dick head”. Often used to insult someone or used as a joke to make fun of them. French Canadians can use it without anyone suspecting anything.

Pourquoi des écureuils t’on courru au derrière? Parce que t’a un esti d’tête de gland
Viens tu juste de fesser dans mon char tête de gland?!

by Youngfeather November 20, 2018

Gland-in-hand combat

The act of pleasuring oneself by males.

Lumbergh was in the bathroom conducting a special ops mission engaging in gland-in-hand combat.

by J Rogers August 23, 2005

ice cream gland

the gland that makes lazy people fat when they claim to have a gland problem

that person can't lose weight b/c he has an ice cream gland

by robdog073191 May 5, 2005