A gardening procedure is when a person takes their clothes off, takes an edible and is hung upside down from the ankles then covered in shit and moss then the doctors pile drive dirt into the patience butthole and the doctors will bring in an expert named John Paul Walter Durrick to plant his seed in the person. The person is then left hanging for 2 months as a plant begins to grow from the ass.
My buddy James invited me to go get the gardening procedure at his house a couple months ago and that shit was wicked.
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Anywhere nature is being forced to "look pretty" rather than be useful is a good place for some Guerrilla Gardening.
I got sick of seeing nature constrained to human aesthetics so late last night I went out guerrilla gardening.
Guerrilla gardeners plant crops anywhere hedges are groomed or where inedible plants are contained in zones.
I got sick of seeing nature constrained to human aesthetics so late last night I went out guerrilla gardening.
Guerrilla gardeners plant crops anywhere hedges are groomed or where inedible plants are contained in zones.
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When using whole carrots as butt plugs your partner uses the leafy top to pull them out. Any topped produce may work.
I’ve never been on a farm, but got to do some Urban Gardening with this lady I met at Whole Foods. Great harvest.
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