The Curse of Gareth Bale

When a team or person is feeling overly confident about a score line or even in life. Then they make a substitution or change that they think will immensely improve their situation only to end up throwing away the advantages they had... Almost as if that substitution/change was cursed even from 7 years ago.

The Gareth Bale Curse is over 61 years old (over 21000 days)
Originated in a shadowy part of North London
Some say there is no way to break the curse... even the Son wont help.
My team was winning the game but when we made a substitution we lost the lead. It was the curse of Gareth Bale again.

by Master_D October 22, 2020

Gareth

Gareth is a mummy's boy who respects women.
Heart of gold with a dream of happiness, positive hard working man

Aims to please in the bedroom not a selfish lover

Tongue of steel

My name is gareth

by Gareth83 August 5, 2023

Gareth

He is a good friend good at vidio games but can be erratating af at times
And has a huge cock

Gareth:want to play video games all Kathy like I did yesterday
James:no I hate u

by Doodoo123 March 20, 2022

Gareth

Gareth is a sweet, considerate, and kind young man. Gareth’s have large and beautiful eyes along with long eyelashes, like glass oceans. He is creative, talented, and smart and an enjoyable person to be around. He can come off as shy or awkward at first, but once you get to know him he’s one of the most fun people you will get to know. He is affectionate and open about his feelings, and isn’t afraid of vulnerability or honesty about himself. He will always be there for you even when it’s hard. Any partner of his is lucky as hell and they should do everything in their power to keep him. He’s so awesome that his awesome and loving and hot and talented girlfriend would probably write an entry about him for him to stumble upon one day.

Person 1: who’s that boy with the beautiful green eyes?
person 2 presumably his hot gf: oh, that’s Gareth!

by ratslushies November 26, 2021

Gareth

Gareth has a small penis.

That’s as small as a Gareth

by Gdawgggggghgg September 9, 2020

gareth hughes

A squared headed sub-human obsessed with siren head and other digital online characters. Little intelligence boarder line crazy . Lower life form than pond scum. Single cell organism who attempts to destroy others by means of insanity

Wow look at that pond scum it’s a Gareth hughes

by Eggkelly September 11, 2020

Gareth

Gareth’s are one of the kindest people known to mankind. You will never catch them without a smile. They are hard-working, clever, funny and caring, and a one in a million person. These people can crack jokes so naturally and will never fail to make you laugh. You guys don’t realise how lucky you are to know a Gareth.

Person 1: Hi I just met a guy called Gareth.
Person 2: How was he?
Person 1: Absolutely amazing!

by CheesyMarshmallow December 18, 2021