by 12havingfun12 November 5, 2022
Get the Galloping mug.A particularly nasty, crusty, fast advancing rash or skin eruption. For some reason it appears to strike only platinum-plated, 360 degree assholes, while leaving the virtuous unscathed. By so doing, it restores ones faith in humanity and the mysteries of life.
Alarmed Fellow:"Don't sit in that chair, P.Moore just got up from there, and she has the galloping crump!"
Unconcerned Grand Guy:"Don't worry, P.Moore is a smelly poo-bag, but I have my aura of righteousness to protect me!"
Unconcerned Grand Guy:"Don't worry, P.Moore is a smelly poo-bag, but I have my aura of righteousness to protect me!"
by Mcphersonator October 24, 2016
Get the Galloping Crump mug.Fourth-degree (or grade 4) piles permanently hang down from the anus and you cannot push them back inside, when they play up you must gallop, or run for the lotion
Sitting on your rubber ring you suddenly get a severe burning sensation and must run or gallop to the medicine cabinet to obtain treatment, hence Galloping Piles.
by Peter Shaffer July 15, 2007
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Each slide entitled Gallop Survey presented by someone quite higher in rank than yourself so you sall not point out the error.
(Presenter) "Today we will discuss the Gallop Survey"....
One co-worker to another) Since when do we get results from horses moving at an accelerated pace?!?! I thought we were going to talk about Gallup Polls.
Each slide entitled Gallop Survey presented by someone quite higher in rank than yourself so you sall not point out the error.
(Presenter) "Today we will discuss the Gallop Survey"....
One co-worker to another) Since when do we get results from horses moving at an accelerated pace?!?! I thought we were going to talk about Gallup Polls.
by ThaDuke April 1, 2010
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