freshly fried frogs

Australian slang. To tell a lie. A false statement deliberately presented as being true; a falsehood.
Much akin to telling 'porky pies'.

Titch: did you read the Sunday Times today?
Goose: yeah, about that razorback that was supposed to have been caught in W.A?
Titch: yeah. Narelle Towie was talking Freshly Fried Frogs from start to finish.

by uncle mac May 31, 2009

kentucky fried cum

When you are fucking the blackest chick and you pull a drum stick out of the Colonels bucket and shove it up her vaginal bucket, making her scream and curse the Colonel's name as she splooshes onto that hunk of meat.

Dude, I'm not sure if Shaniqua will forgive me after I gave her a Kentucky fried cum. Still worth it.

by Joshiwan July 29, 2017

Frederick

Defined as peaceful ruler a King. Considered to be a positive (extrovert) strong minded, athletic and creative person. Ambitious entrepreneur obsessed with what he puts his mind into a real perfectionist. Stands out in a crowd attractive with a great sense of humor and personality. Regarded as Loyal to family, friends, companions and associates. Romantically passionate and is an exceptional lover.

Frederick just what you needed.

Federico when only the best will do.

by anonymous ID February 5, 2010

Fredericksburg, Texas

A strip mall with a thyroid problem which used to be a nice, quiet place to live, but has since been given over to rich, fat, slow, obnoxious, traffic killing tourists from Austin and San Antonio and their squalling, equally fat, and obnoxious brats at the expense of the overworked and underpaid citizenry who, thanks to the influx of social security parasites who have driven up the cost of living like the leeches they are, can barely afford to live and raise a family. There is virtually no other industry apart from tourism, no other means of bolstering the economy, and thus, no opportunity for the young people of Fredericksburg who, realizing this, leave and never return. In droves.
This has been done deliberately by the city fathers who saw a cash cow in selling out their town and enjoy the status of being big fish in a small pond.

The day will soon come when they give up their charade of caring about the locals, rename Fredericksburg "Das Mall", and pass an ordinance requiring all of the locals to wear lederhosen and dirndls for the amusement of the turistas.

"So, where ya from?"

"Fredericksburg, Texas."

"You mean the German town with all the antique stores? Oh yeah, my wife and I love that place! We're going to retire there!"

"Eat a dick."

by Crotalus October 13, 2012

Gentri-Fried Chicken

Typically a person raised without seeing much plight of the poor entering an area of poverty with every intention to become a recognized member of that demographic. Often times a co-existing meek smirk and determined aloofness can accompany the person, giving off confounding signals.

Just because he is eating fried chicken out of a box at the Chicken Box store, it does not change his drawing on his trust fund to support his endeavors. Nor does it mean people won't be chuckling at him for being a piece of gentri-fried chicken.

by HPL, J Grim April 17, 2008

hows THAT for a slice of fried gold?

Used in Shaun of The Dead to depict something good. Shaun is reciting a plan that he has in mind..he then uses the phrase.

Hows THAT for a slice of fried gold?

by Char February 22, 2005

lars frederiksen and the bastards

tottaly hardcore punk band includes the guitarist lars frederksen from the also amzing but not as hardcore punk band rancid some of their best songs are ''wine and roses'', ''to have not have'' and''mainlining muder'' wich has a contravesial video where they beat up a dead corpse scary but good if you are not easlaly offended

cant wait for lars frederiksen and the bastards to tour england

by ashdude July 25, 2008